To fellow writers,
We made it! Another season! Wow, I'm humbled folks. This was honestly one of the easiest writing jobs I've ever had, and I'm shocked that people are enjoying it as much as they are! I mean, we all know nobody wants to admit they watch this stuff, but that's how it is when you write for a soap opera.
So... having run through it, I'm really not surprised at my conclusions at the last couple of days I spent in court.
Hey folks, Detroit here. I'm alive, I'm functioning, and I'm done with politics. Totally done. But when politics comes to ME, well, I'm gonna fucking say something.
So... got that lovely little notice in the mail. Jury duty. Fucking Jury Duty. Yeah, just what I fucking need, but hell with it, it's my civic duty, I'll go. And I'll do exactly what they tell me to do.
(To The Tune of "Springtime For Hitler" By Mel Brooks)
CHORUS: (Needs to be incredibly ethnically diverse, but all wearing Identical Costumes.)
USA was having trouble
What a sad, sad branding
Needed the right leader to restore
Its global standing
Where, oh, where was she?
Where could that strongindependentwomanwhototallymadeonherown be?
We looked around and then we found
The gal for you and me
LEAD CONTRALTO DNC Member:
It's time for Middle Earth to be Orc again, and I say well past time.
According to extremely reputable un-named sources, during the spring of 2010, Russian hackers successfully implanted several long dormant mind viruses via the internet. These viruses are completely undetectable, but can be activated with a proper code phrase and visual symbol.
Date: 4/29/2009
Reference Id: Classified
To: Classified
From: Classified
Contact Telephone Number: 202-555-7583 Email Address: bubbasaxmachine@clintonemail.com Fax: 202-555-8736
Subject: Regarding the Veteran Problem
Date: 4/29/2009
In the time of Magic, there was a marvelous land far across the great sea. Some say this land had survived many previous cycles of magic, and had remained untouched as the great empires of the world waxed, shone and waned.
Cascadia National University Lecture Hall, February 2518
Good morning. Please use the handrails installed on the side of the stairs, use every step on your way to your seats and ensure that you do not encroach on the space of your neighbor. I want to warn you that this lecture may contain information you are not comfortable hearing, and therefore if you have any special concerns please address them now.
Cascadian National University, Lecture Hall, January 2518
Hey folks, can somebody grab the boxes at the back and bring them up? Much as this old professor would like to handle the heavy lifting, there are certain things that youth is better suited for.
