If All Ads Were Like Politics
Submitted by NinoTheMindBender on Sat, 06/04/2016 - 3:06pmBuy our car. It doesn't break down nearly as often as the other models.
Eat at our restaurant. People don't get food poisoning nearly as often here as that other place.
Our airplanes don't crash nearly as often as the other guy's.
Our bottled water is less contaminated than our competitors.
Sure you get salmonella with our soup, but the other company give you botulism.
Care to add some more?



