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If All Ads Were Like Politics

Submitted by NinoTheMindBender on Sat, 06/04/2016 - 3:06pm

Buy our car. It doesn't break down nearly as often as the other models.

Eat at our restaurant. People don't get food poisoning nearly as often here as that other place.

Our airplanes don't crash nearly as often as the other guy's.

Our bottled water is less contaminated than our competitors.

Sure you get salmonella with our soup, but the other company give you botulism.

Care to add some more?

Barnie Revolving Door Frank

Submitted by katie on Sat, 06/04/2016 - 2:03pm

Just a quick note to note that Barnie Revolving Door Frank is an ass, and the Sanders camp seems ready to confront him for what he is.

I rarely feel personal feelings towards politicians, but Frank is one of those guys I really can't stand to either look upon or listen to. I really don't like him, at all.

Spoiler(?) alert

Submitted by Robyn on Sat, 06/04/2016 - 1:50pm

Absolutely Fabulous: the movie is scheduled for release on July 1. Joanna Lumley, the actress who plays chain-smoking, alcoholic fashion reporter Patsy Stone and Jennifer Saunders, who plays the part of PR agent Edina Monsoon have been interviewed by V Magazine.

The first, desperate to be loved in a lurid Lacroix wardrobe, destroys everything she touches, from her client relationships to her family, while supporting Patsy’s drug-addled life. Frankly, The Devil Wears Prada doesn’t come close to Ab Fab’s mean-spirited depiction of fashion professionals.

In case you haven't followed the show:

Remember: it’s extreme, we’re cartoons. Wearing excessively ill-chosen clothes by high quality, top labels, always two or three sizes too small, that [Edina] put together with hectic abandon. And [Patsy], just a succubus who clings on.

And now Lumley has disclosed that...

What Hillary Clinton has said historically about criminality and guilt UPDATED

Submitted by MsGrin on Sat, 06/04/2016 - 1:27pm

So, this is a piece of ancient history of which I was unaware.

I read Pheobe's excellent piece on the current legal situation for the Secretary, but when I got to the Nixonian comparison article, it seemed ironic to me that Clinton was compared to Nixon since I'd read that Rodham had worked as a young lawyer on the impeachment.

Retain A Just Nebraska

Submitted by PriceRip on Sat, 06/04/2016 - 12:55pm

          **Ring** **Ring** :|: Hello? :|: Hello, I am calling for, "Nebraskan's for Public Safety" and {blah, blah, blah} letter writing {blah, blah, blah} Death Penalty :|: I want to eliminate the Death Penalty nationwide! :|: Oh!, would it be okay if I have someone give you a follow-up call. :|: Yes ‽ :|: **Click**

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