For many years now, I've been complicit in perpetrating a form of discrimination I thought was just ok.
Thanks to the Supreme Court of the United States, and their many allies in the House and Senate, I now understand the truth.
I can no longer discriminate against Corporate Americans.
From the editorial staff:
Well we've finally decided on a candidate to endorse. We've been waiting to see who would turn out to be more electable. Turns out it was Bernie.
It's clear that the Corporations of America want us to solve our own Unemployment problem. Wherever we look, we are told to stop looking for a hand-out and instead just pull ourselves up by our bootstraps. We are told that all we need is a little motivation, and just like them, we can make our own money.
Therefore, in the spirit of doing exactly what they say we should do, I am forming a corporation for the purpose of doing exactly that.
She just claimed ownershit over Der Trump's original statements on those nasty mexicanians invading our soils, and raping our wiminfolk. Probably cuz of their thighs. or the kilos of Koch they drug acrossed are Nashun.
Here's my guess for everyone else.
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