For many years now, I've been complicit in perpetrating a form of discrimination I thought was just ok.

Thanks to the Supreme Court of the United States, and their many allies in the House and Senate, I now understand the truth.

I can no longer discriminate against Corporate Americans.

Corporate Americans came to this country with the first permanent colonies. Of course back then, they were heavily discriminated against by the founding fathers of this country, an admitted blemish on their record, codifying their bigotry into the very founding documents of this nation.

One can scarcely pass a day without thinking about the wonderful benefits that our Corporate Oil Citizens have brought to our politics and our daily lives. Cough

It is a truly sad thing that there is such a hideous push back against the rights that have been finally acknowledged by the right wing and the supreme court. Corporate Americans have the right to use their money to influence our elections, just like any other mega wealthy individual with no motivation save profit.

That after all, is one of our most sacred Christian Values, as passed down by Jesus himself in Matthew 22:21 "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's". Clearly this shows that Corporate America can do whatever they please, since neither America, Corporations, or Screwing the poor over are mentioned specifically in that one verse.

Corporate Americans are just better people. This isn't a form of reverse Bigotry in an attempt to salve my conscience, but rather an acknowledgement of the fact that Corporate Americans can literally live forever, don't have to eat, cannot be jailed, and are prettier than you. (And if they AREN'T prettier than you, they can afford to hire the pretty actors to play them on TV, Or pay to have the cameras conveniently turned off.)

In recognition of that fact, I propose legislation to sponsor Corporate History Year. Every year. Don't worry, if you don't want to celebrate it. The Charter Schools which are taking over Education, and that are funded by the Corporate Americans will happily teach your children all about their heritage. If anything, Corporate Americans are magnanimous in their victory. After all, it's not like you're going to have a way to discriminate against them soon, anyway.

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(What I find most sad about this article, is that I know for a fact it would be considered a criticism of a certain candidate today. This one was posted way back when you could have an opinion about corporation money that wasn't all in favor of it.)