She just claimed ownershit over Der Trump's original statements on those nasty mexicanians invading our soils, and raping our wiminfolk. Probably cuz of their thighs. or the kilos of Koch they drug acrossed are Nashun.

Here's my guess for everyone else.

SexState - Ivana Trump, his firstest wifette and arm candy.
SecDef - Ted Nugent
SecEnergy - Koch. Not one of the brothers, the entire corporation.
SecHHS - Louie Gomert
EPA-Sec - Don Blankenship
Medicare/Medicaid - Bernie Madoff
Social Security VetAdmin - Ivan Boesky
Sec Treas - Enron Corporation's accounting firm
SEC - Toshihide Iguchi
FCC - Jo Anne Gasper. (Effing google her . . . BECAUSE)