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2016 Election--scenario #2382

To understand this election debacle and all its ramifications, interconnections, subterfuges, and downright crap, one has to be a master of 9-dimensional chess. I have a hard enough time with the common 2-D version. I thought I pretty much understood how this nomination thingy was going to work out--at least in my own mind. But then Bill Clinton totally clusterfucked the situation. He could easily be the smartest politician on the the planet--or undergoing senile dementia changes.

Emailgate, round 7--Patrick Kennedy

Good day, once again, deposition fans. This essay concerns itself with tales (some of which may actually be truthful) rendered by one Patrick F. Kennedy, who was number 4 in the Department of State (DOS) line of command, with Medusa being the top Banana (she is yellow and prone to mold easily, especially when exposed to heat).

Bernie, the Convention, and Glass-Steagall

Maybe I heard this wrong--because that's been a problem. Although I didn't actually "sell my soul for rock and roll" I certainly paid for it with my ears. At any rate, I had the pleasure of seeing Bernie address an extremely enthusiast audience inNew York City on June 23, 2016. My apologies to any c99'ers who many have commented on this speech already, although I didn't perceive any essays whose title referenced that event.

Introduction to an Operatic aria to be sung by Huma Abedin

Ladies and gentlemen, knowing that many of you are fond of music, be pleased to learn that in just a few short hours we shall the pleasure of listening to Soprano Huma Abedin emote on travails experienced wandering through the quicksand in search of...oh, I forgot what she was searching for--but I do know on whose behest she was searching. As in a Wagnerian opera, which typically last far too long, Ms. Abedin will sing arias worthy of Der Meistersinger.

Emailgate, round 5--Bryan "the Connection" Pagliano

Good evening emailgate fans. Technically, this series of Judicial Watch FOIA-based depositions should now be named Emailgate 1.0 because of a brand-new Dept. of Homeland Security (DHS) email scandal, which should rightly be titled Emailgate 2.0. However for the sake of clarity, we will continue to refer to the earlier scandal simply as emailgate.

A Fable of the Fish and the Shoehorn

Once upon a time, in a land now beneath the sea [due to…] there was a mighty Prince named Boo Hoo. This prince had accumulated worldly goods, including shiny objects [such as the Nobel Peace Prize]. The Prince knew that soon he would have to leave his wonderful White Castle, even if it were only to a somewhat smaller, but still grand domicile. So at this time in moments of retroflection, Boo began to think about his legacy.

Emailgate, round 4--Deposition of Karin Lang, DOS spokesperson

Good day, deposition fans. If you want to learn the latest on Medusa's email controversy, you're in the right place. Today's topic is the deposition of DOS factotum, Karin Lang, spear carrier for the incompetent DOS, at least during the Clinton maladministration of that department.

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