Saturday Open Thread - 6/6/26: Odds and Ends
Submitted by on the cusp on Sat, 06/06/2026 - 7:00am
Good morning, good people! I hope your day/weekend is going great!
Well, some "good news" in the event you are sort of stocking up your food pantries for the likely hard times to come. Walmart, Kraft, and Nabisco announced they were lowering their prices because their typical customers were going broke before the end of the month. While it keeps them up and running our food supply with minimal profit, to them, the end of their existence is when they lose their shoppers. Something is better than nothing. It isn't altruism. They are not kind corporations.
On Wednesday, The State Bar of Texas offered a free PDF download of how to retire. Retirement must comport with 7 Rules of Professional Conduct, formerly know as The Rules of Professional Ethics. They changed the name, likely due to the younger generation not knowing the actual meaning of ethics.
There are 7 rules. Only 1 applies if you just finish your cases and stop taking new ones. So, I am finishing up what I have on the books. Should be done by August or September. I will have no partial retainers to refund, and since I intend to keep my license for 5 more years, I do not have to give hundreds of people notices, do not have to even announce a retirement. All I have to do is just finish up all trials, stop being talked into taking new cases, and if no clients want their files back on closed cases, after 5 years I can just destroy all files and be done with it.
Some lawyers put their files in their attics. Others pay to have them shredded. But others may just take some scissors and cut them up and put them in separate garbage bags so that no documents can be read top to bottom, and, of course, there is always the burn pile. Since I will be practicing from home, online, doing deeds and wills, I will have no retirement to announce.
August? September? Maybe...
It has been rainy all week, not particularly hot, lots of deer action, and rabbits, and a few mosquitoes, which I wonder if they have been genetically modified by Gates, et. al.
A pleasant and unusually cool spring and summer for us. I will take it!
Some music we cooked by last night:



