But I'm telling you we're gonna have the best virus anybody's ever seen. It's gonna make China's virus look weak. Weak. Very weak. Weak.
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if they have anything like that planned when this one ends?
(asking for a friend)
Then, with your left hand you grab 'em by the · · ·
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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.
The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.
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Catch a wave, and you're sitting on top of the world.
Which is flat, by the way. All the best people know that.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
People say, "Oooh! Here comes the big bad virus."
But I'm telling you we're gonna have the best virus anybody's ever seen. It's gonna make China's virus look weak. Weak. Very weak. Weak.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Next week.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
Dang! If you need
a job, Trump speech-writer is yours. Perfect.
Orwell: Where's the omelette?
Grab the coronavirus by the .....
"If I had one of those, I wouldn't NEED to be a virus!"
In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.
Barr:
'Better sell some more stock.'
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Pence:
'I have lust in my heart for her.'
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
I once wore a tie Thiiiiiisssss....
Wiiide and thiiiisssss LLLLongggg!
"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian
Birx
I just love it when he makes his scary face. Barr I'll just keep telling myself this isn't really happening.
“So you’re saying
the virus is about this big?”
Orwell: Where's the omelette?
Stages of progression
effects of of coronavirus infection upon the brain, from right to left
In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.
Woman at the podium:
WTF is he saying NOW?????STFU ALREADY!!!!!
"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us." E.M.Foster
Abracadabra! The Corona virus is now gone.
During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if they have anything like that planned when this one ends?
(asking for a friend)
It got away.
The coronavirus I caught was THIS BIG, but it got away. So I caught another one ALMOST AS BIG. By the way, go back to work, you slackards.
Dumb and Dumber
I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.
This is how it works best, trust me.
With your right hand you grab 'em by a tit.
Then, with your left hand you grab 'em by the · · ·
"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.
"We'll have a whole starfleet of autonomous ventilator drones!"
The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.