Which is flat, by the way. All the best people know that.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
But I'm telling you we're gonna have the best virus anybody's ever seen. It's gonna make China's virus look weak. Weak. Very weak. Weak.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
@Not Henry Kissinger
@Not Henry Kissinger
a job, Trump speech-writer is yours. Perfect.
Orwell: Where's the omelette?
In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.
'Better sell some more stock.'
'I have lust in my heart for her.'
Wiiide and thiiiisssss LLLLongggg!
"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian
I just love it when he makes his scary face. Barr I'll just keep telling myself this isn't really happening.
the virus is about this big?”
effects of of coronavirus infection upon the brain, from right to left
WTF is he saying NOW?????STFU ALREADY!!!!!
"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us." E.M.Foster
During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if they have anything like that planned when this one ends?
(asking for a friend)
The coronavirus I caught was THIS BIG, but it got away. So I caught another one ALMOST AS BIG. By the way, go back to work, you slackards.
I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.
With your right hand you grab 'em by a tit.
Then, with your left hand you grab 'em by the · · ·
"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.
The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.