Overnight Caption Contest (XXXIV)

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Bisbonian's picture

Which is flat, by the way. All the best people know that.

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

But I'm telling you we're gonna have the best virus anybody's ever seen. It's gonna make China's virus look weak. Weak. Very weak. Weak.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Bisbonian's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

@Not Henry Kissinger a job, Trump speech-writer is yours. Perfect.

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The Liberal Moonbat's picture

@MrWebster

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

'Better sell some more stock.'

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

'I have lust in my heart for her.'

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Situational Lefty's picture

Wiiide and thiiiisssss LLLLongggg!

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The United States of America is the birthplace of Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Emma Lazarus.

I just love it when he makes his scary face. Barr I'll just keep telling myself this isn't really happening.

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the virus is about this big?”

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The Liberal Moonbat's picture

effects of of coronavirus infection upon the brain, from right to left

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

Raggedy Ann's picture

WTF is he saying NOW?????STFU ALREADY!!!!!

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"The secret of change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." Socrates (469-399 BC)

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

edg's picture

The coronavirus I caught was THIS BIG, but it got away. So I caught another one ALMOST AS BIG. By the way, go back to work, you slackards.

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We are so screwed.

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With your right hand you grab 'em by a tit.

Then, with your left hand you grab 'em by the · · ·

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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.

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The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.