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How Could This Have Happened?

Open Letter To Democrats, part II



Hey y'all. It's me again. You got a minute? Of course you do. I mean you must, because during every moment of the past ten years I've been told that "it isn't the time" for this discussion. Emotions have been running high for so long, and although it's not like your emotions have been recently assuaged, maybe you can see now is a good time to tone down the conversation and not break Godwin's law in the first sentence.

Lord Voldemort says Harry Potter wants to kill and enslave muggles

Presidential candidate Lord Voldemort has revealed in a shocking Daily Prophet exclusive that Harry Potter plans to kill and enslave muggles should he defeat Voldemort in November's election. Lord Voldemort goes on to accuse Potter that he is a Deep State operative who works with the Ministry of Magic and is a disciple of pedophile, groomer Dumbledore.

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