BBC reports Cruz selects Carly Fiorina as running mate

And just when you thought things were as weird and fucked up as they could get,

...... Republican Reconstructionist Christian Theocrat Ted Cruz has announced that he has selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate, according to this online report from the BBC.

Carly Fucking Fiorina. Remember her? As an ex-Hewlett-Packard contractor, I sure as hell do! Now we have a proposed ticket with Hitler and Stalin running on it. Or Satan and Baalzebub. Etc.

For those of you who need a quick reminder of just what Carly Fucking Fiorina is all about, I offer the following memory refresher:

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWlOxhSIKk]

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thanatokephaloides's picture

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Oldest Son Of A Sailor's picture

Every Republican running for President needs a vagina for a running mate..
Who is tRump going to pick?

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I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House."

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Alison Wunderland's picture

What a ticket though... Tedliban Cruz and Hardly [human] Fiorina.

Oh the paythos. Almost defies satire.

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Cruz is picking other losers to be his VP. Only in America.

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

I'm always stuck on what to call it, I mean it's beyond satire. I think there's an actual word for it but I can't think what it is.
Anyway, it amuses me.

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With their hearts they turned to each others heart for refuge
In troubled years that came before the deluge
*Jackson Browne, 1974, Before the Deluge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SX-HFcSIoU

Alison Wunderland's picture

But I don't want to even review the part I saw because I thought one of the sheep was giving me that come-hither look,

and I'm already happily spoken for.

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Ravensword's picture

Like, seriously, what does she get out of this beyond exposure? Tundra Ted ain't gonna win, so this is kind of stupid. Is this cuz she can't come to terms w/ the fact she won't ever be elected to any sort of office in California? She could always carpetbag her way to Texas or some shit.

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Alison Wunderland's picture

I'm guessing he'll give her the top post at the Department of Labor.

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thanatokephaloides's picture

Like, seriously, what does she get out of this beyond exposure? Tundra Ted ain't gonna win, so this is kind of stupid.

Well, a strong case can be made (with 30,000 witnesses) that "kind of stupid" is what Ms. Fiorina is all about.

Any "kitteh person" watching this video would almost certainly agree! (Video is on facebook; won't embed!)

Note: this page has some very appropriate comments on that Video!"

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

snoopydawg's picture

And beyond ridiculously stupid and funny as hell. I loved the wolf, especially where you can see it's a person. Was that the point that the sheep was Tom?
I wonder what type of person will vote for those two religious weirdos?

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Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.

Aardvark's picture

when he made his VP selection.
Two women were there
with the same colored hair,
yet just one gave him quite an obsession.

It's so sad to say: Ted could not have his way
Due to his party's selection.
So the bullet he bit
And with smallness of wit
He does dance - though with aching dejection.

Now those disabused of the corporate news
are bemused and speak with discretion.
For each of them knew
what he wanted to do:
choose the girl from the lefty direction.

My apologies to those who read this palaver,
a vulgar debasement by some poetaster.

Peace and love be with you, reader.

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riverlover's picture

Cruz and Carly have that corner. Also Dominionist creep and run-a-company-into-the-ground success story token. I wonder what they talk about?

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Aardvark's picture

That Cruz is a tool to keep a certain segment of the voting population to vote for down-ticket candidates presented by the de facto owners of the United States.

Neither they, nor those who run the Republican Party on their behalf, believe that Senator Cruz will win.

Of course, I am sure that the Demoncratic [sic] Party is also sure that Senator Cruz has no path to 270 electoral votes.

The reason for my certainty is that the same de facto owners of the United States who control the Republican Party also control the Demoncratic Party.

The purpose of the Demoncratic Party is to 1) give "liberals" something to believe in, which will never be allowed to come into being and 2) to scare the other voting demographics to get to the polls and elect the dog catchers, mayors, state representatives, and governors, where much power in held.

Peace and love be with you, reader.

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