Carly Fiorina

BBC reports Cruz selects Carly Fiorina as running mate

And just when you thought things were as weird and fucked up as they could get,

...... Republican Reconstructionist Christian Theocrat Ted Cruz has announced that he has selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate, according to this online report from the BBC.

Cartoon: Les Beastiables -- Carly Ferretina, Presidential Candidate!

Les Beastiables ("Les Bez"): Beasties say the darnedest things!

Today's Beastiable is Carly Fiorina. In a recent interview, she talked about paid family leave as a competitive benefit for companies, not a right for women. I thought this was one of the things she has said that was beastly enough that she has earned her turn as one of Les Beastiables.

Carly Ferretina decides only the privileged few should have paid family leave.

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