Alligator University Press announces the 2018 Hillary Clinton Calendar
Yes, folks, we are taking orders for this new calendar right now. We expect 2018 to be a big year for Hill and Bill. Sorry folks, but the University will not be issuing a Bill Clinton calendar (ask Harvey Weinstein why).
Mandatory display of AU logo:
Let me explain the picture selections. Out of many dozens, our panel of judges, including Alphonse, Elwyn, Evelyn, Alice, and myself faced a very difficult task to choose the most appropriate pictures. Some of you may feel that the pictures are unflattering. Consider this, can one take an unflattering photo of an alligator? No. Alligators do not take to flattery lightly but they will eat flatterers. Thus, please consider the subject matter of our calendar before commenting on physical appearance. This calendar appeals to our basic instincts (especially if one is an alligator).
2018
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March
Sorry if this picture bears striking similarity to February but we gotta use material suitable for the subject
April
In honor of St. Valentines day (a few months late)
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2018 will be the 74th anniversary of D-Day landings in Normandy.
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December
The month of Christmas, when Santa gives boys and girls the presents their behavior warranted in the preceding year.
We, at AUP, expect wide demand for this calendar. We welcome your suggestions for more commemorative calendars. Please let us know if we can be of service.
Comments
That is a severe case of Alligator Clintonitis -
the only cure is to call substitute Alligator Doctor Billitis.
Nice diagnosis, mimi
Would you like to help me out at my swamp clinic?
The gaping hole she calls a smile is still present
in her current photos from down under. Your calendar would not be compete without pot holder Hillary.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
omigod! The pot holder suit!
If I went out in public dressed like that, my friends would tackle me and get me to a psychiatric ward immediately.
A woman who is oblivious to decorum is not just a bad dresser. It demonstrates her inability to understand her status, her place. Can't she recognize just how odd she looks?
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Possibly the ugliest garment in world history
I can only imagine her tastes with regard to literature, music, art, architecture, etc., etc.
The mind boggles.
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
@Bollox Ref She probably thinks
She probably thinks that hideous glass pyramid is an improvement over the classic architecture at The Louvre.
Brilliant, just brilliant! LOL! n/t
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
How long has she been wearing a wig?
I remember pictures of her during her time as SOS and she had a new and unflattering hairdo every time.
But now her hairstyle is pretty much the same everyday, even when she was not wearing makeup yet when the first picture of her in her potholder pantsuit was taken.
Looking at the pictures of her from years past, you can see that her hairline is receding, but in the newer ones, it isn't.
Look at the one where she is wearing some dead parrot shirt. Her hairline looks even further back then in previous pictures.
I don't have a problem if she wears a wig or not, just curious when it started.
Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.
Voting is like driving with a toy steering wheel.
I'll hold off for now.
I am waiting for the Melania Trump trying to be a fashion icon calendar.
Let's see, there was the beige leather power suit, slit up the thigh of course, in case we forget she is a major babe. Then the floral embroidered (the technique is called embroidery perse) lab coat which cost more than many Americans make in a year, the Riyadh jumpsuit--what WAS she thinking--and let us not forget the All-American sporty look complete with 3" heels for touring the Houston floods.
Now, before any feminists get mad at me, let me say I happen to be an accomplished sewist myself, so I do know somewhat about which I type. If the ONLY area in which you have ANY claim to professional level expertise is that of fashion and style and you can't even get that right..I refuse to respect such a person merely because of her being the same gender as me.
Mary Bennett
I hate to sound like a fashionista.
Recently, in my tiny community of 700 people, a Republican fundraiser was held, and $200,000 for the Republican party was raised. Big wigs from all over Texas were there. Our county judge, a right wing Tea Party Republican, showed up late, wore jeans, a khaki shirt, muddy cowboy boots, and was ignored. I wasn't present. This is what he told me.
None of the big wigs knew him personally, paid no attention to him, because he didn't look the part. They had no idea he was the top official of our county.
It made local news, he was ridiculed far and wide.
It is not sexist, it is about understanding where and what you are, what you aspire to be, showing awareness of the spotlight you have put yourself in.
When in doubt, wear black. Clean the mud off your shoes!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
ROOSKIE!
I hear ya. I'm just not the type to dress up. Hell, I don't even own a dress that I know of. Well, maybe a sweater dress that I might be able to pull off with the help of my kids.
I'd be more likely to vote for someone who showed up in their dirty work clothes, than someone who looked like they had a stylist (says they don't know what work is, compared to the person with mud on his boots). But that's just me, and I'm country.
I bet you could rock a sweater dress
and if I saw you looking like a clown in public, count on me to help!
I just remembered a case where my client, a father of an infant, could not go into the courthouse due to severe mental health issues. He sat outside on a bench, and I went back and forth. The mother of the child, very friendly, came to court in a tank top. Half her boobs were visible. The bailiff blocked her from entry, so I took off my jacket, gave it to her, we got the hearing done.
I had to send the jacket to the cleaners.
Where you are, what activity you are engaged in...
It isn't rocket science.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
I'm Ready Ed!
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Superb! Masterful! Excellent!
Can we get your permission to print your fine output as our 2019 calendar?
Of course, you will be generously rewarded by none other than grande
damndame.Wink, wink!
I'm good with 2019...
just so long as we don't have to do one for 2020.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
I'm crying!!
(And I may have just gigglesnorted out loud).