Open Thread 03-22-24 - Tails of Anti-Semantic Homophones

This is a peace about words and there meanings. Many thymes ewe mite wander watt word is the wright word oar watt word is knot the write word. I no, me two.

Sum thymes words make know cents. Other thymes words make sum scents.

Sum words are spoken with the greatest intense. Sum words are knot worth fifty sense.

Words can bee grate. Words can bee pore. Words can open yore mined ore cloths the dour.

Yews a knotty word and bee a plane old boar. Yews a humerus word and you're sole may sore.

Back in the whirled of the ancient phew. Folks maid words buy weigh of the mews.

They had know tubes too sea fake knews. They had know cite like the Evening Blews.

Words maid Sheikspear the best of awl thyme. Homophones maid me grown for sum cheep read whine.

Words can change, you Shirley will fined. Butt when gooberments due it, thats a bad sine.

That bee the some of it awl.

Y'all.

I knead a gnu spell Czecher111

Biggrin

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Woe, that was a deep rabbet whole...
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@JtC

The only time you'll ever hear his voice!

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Twice bitten, permanently shy.

@usefewersyllables
that was great! I may be wrong but it sounds like it is in a minor key.

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funny stuff. Sometimes like to play with words that way.
Spell checkers drive me nuts. Have to re-read everything
twice to find changed words. Ain't no AI gonna fix it.
Are you sure that's how it's spelt? Damn confusers.

Thanks for the OT!

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@QMS
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Fruit flies like a banana...

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Twice bitten, permanently shy.

@usefewersyllables
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If I tried to edit this essay, my PC would explode.
My head, two.

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

@on the cusp
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@JtC
Had a good laugh with that. Smile

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If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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@on the cusp
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in congress, flapping arms and strutting around
make the rest of the members appear comatose

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@QMS

Adriano Celentano's magnificant Prisencolinensinainciusol!

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Twice bitten, permanently shy.

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@QMS
At least he'd be fun to watch Smile

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If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so

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@on the cusp @on the cusp
in my brain as an earworm!

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If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so

enhydra lutris's picture

to become cognizant of the fact that Google Translate declared your magnum opus as far as the bridges to be English.

and today's special, this week only

be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

@enhydra lutris
That puts this peace in rarefied air:

As in Sheikspear:
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Or maybe Homer:
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words.

The US Gaza resolution was vetoed this morning.

https://www.rfi.fr/en/international-news/20240322-russia-china-veto-us-b...

The United States, Israel's main ally which has vetoed previous ceasefire calls, put forward the resolution which for the first time would have supported "the imperative of an immediate and sustained ceasefire" and condemned the October 7 attack by Hamas.

Russia and China exercised their vetoes, Algeria also voted against and Guyana abstained. The other 11 Security Council members voted in favor, including permanent members France and Britain.

Russia's ambassador, Vasily Nebenzia, said that the United States was doing nothing to rein in Israel, mocking Washington for speaking of a ceasefire after "Gaza has been virtually wiped off the face of the Earth."

"We have observed a typical hypocritical spectacle," he said.

"The American product is exceedingly politicized, with the sole purpose being to play to voters and throw them a bone in the form of some kind of a mention of a ceasefire in Gaza," he said.

The resolution will "ensure the impunity of Israel, whose crimes are not even assessed in the draft."

The draft had stopped short of explicitly demanding that Israel immediately end its campaign in Gaza. In the delicate language of Security Council resolutions, the draft "determines" the "imperative" of an "immediate and sustained" ceasefire.

However the resolution gained the desired impact with the stenographers in the MSM with headlines like this.

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@humphrey
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no one's jamming their transmission

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@humphrey

until someone gets hurt.

THIS

This too

Rev. Wright was right.
"GD this country."
So was MLK.
"My country is the biggest purveyor of violence."

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

@snoopydawg
with a forked tongue.

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after Sam saw this ad.

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After Sam got hollered at for running away. She kept bringing me a toy and expecting a treat. I took it from her and I can’t describe what she does with her head and the look she gives, but it’s basically "give me a treat!' I then throw it on the couch…

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after awhile she got tired of bringing them from her room and she selected one from the couch.

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Never, ever a dull moment around here.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

@snoopydawg
if Sam wins her case, it may help we hoomans to win a case against shrinkflation.

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Homophones are a huge problem to Korean learners, for two reasons. First the size of its vocabulary, estimated to be anywhere from 500,000 words to one million. There simply aren't enough unique sounds in the Korean language so there are a large number of homophones. As much as 60 percent of the vocabulary is derived from the Chinese language (Mandarin). The Chinese resolve this problem with tones. Mandarin is a tonal dialect. When reading Chinese it's not so much of a problem because each of the thousands of characters in common usage is unique. Korean is for all practical purposes not a tonal language. If you don't know the context within which messaging occurs, you could be easily commit a verbal blunder.

"윤석열 '대파 875원' 여파로 국힘 지지율 대파 돼" 김종대 "'박근혜 탄핵' 느낌 난다"

Yoon has obviously been campaigning during the general election campaign for representatives of the National Assembly which is illegal but pay no heed. He claims he is investigating the people's livelihood etc. He visited a vegetable store in Seocho dong and experienced a George HW Bush moment, when he observed a bag of green onions/large scallions (tae pa) allegedly on sale for 875 won (75 cents?) and said "Oh this price seems reasonable." The rapidly escalating food prices are an issue in South Korea right now even for the apolitical. The actual price of "tae pa" is about 2.50 to 3 dollars a pound or 3500 to 4000 won. This price is outrageous. So was this staged? In any case, Yoon is being lampooned in the independent media. Kim Jong-tae said Yoon's public image (face) was shattered - tae pa. Also his incumbent party, yeo pa, would suffer a great defeat - tae pa.

Yoon and Han have made a lot of enemies, even in their own party's leadership or should I say former leadership? The going to market routine was supposed to show them as men of the people, nice guys, etc. In an earlier post I can't find I showed Han shopping at a street market, bragging about a bag of produce he bought holding it up to the camera as he got in his chauffeured car. He had also brought the camera team with him to buy coffee at Starbucks which is relatively expensive in South Korea, ordinary working people can't afford it at 7000 (about 5 dollars) won a cup, ( versus 1.25 at the convenience store). Students do go before exams so they can sit for hours for 5 dollars with their books to study regarding it as fair rent for a table and chair. The truth is Han and Yoon never did their own shopping and they are both lying privileged thugs. Their PR staff is also stupid.

Anyway, Ms. So and I got a laugh out of this.

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語必忠信 行必正直

@soryang
Ms. So and yourself got a laugh from it.

Politicians are masters at twisting words, and images of themselves. Potemkin packaging when running for office, sitting in an ivory tower post election. Mostly it seems they all go to the same school to learn that haughtiness.

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Took me awhile to figyou're it out. You could write a ceasefire agreement.

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

@earthling1
Many times through the years I used words, although not homophones, to talk myself, and others, out of some sticky situations. Does that count?

You could write a ceasefire agreement.

Have good one, my friend.

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Lookout's picture

Quite the language treat...or treatise. Do you mean what you say or say what you mean? I mean maybe it is worth saying...?

Words are a curious means of conversation...but they are all we got.

Thanks for the OT!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

@Lookout
Heh...

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
--Terry Pratchett

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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Sima's picture

Read it out loud to better understand everything. I think I do book reading too much or something Smile

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If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so

@Sima
it's difficult enough to write prose using homophones but making it rhyme was doubly difficult.

I had to read it out loud as well.

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