Today's humor, 2/10/17 edition: moments of unintentional clarity
As the Titanic, carrying 330,000,000 passengers is slowly heading beneath the waves, it may be worthwhile to keep dancing while the band plays on. And since laughter, though rare these days, is better than crying, my prescription is for you to laugh. Dammit! Whether you like it or not, LAUGH!
So here its goes.
Question: what one thing must a politician NEVER do? If you said beat the spouse, wrong. How about kicking the dog or cat? Wrong. One more guess. How about not paying income tax? Wrong.
Correct answer: telling the truth.
Alas, to paraphrase a famous saying, the first victim of politics is the Truth. So witness witless T. Perez who blurted out the following:
“We heard loudly and clearly yesterday from Bernie supporters that the process was rigged, and it was."
Oops! Tom you must never do that again. You will lose all DemonRATic respectability. So let's be dishonest about this, just like the HRC playbook demands. Bad news for you Tom, your fell off the chair--now go stand in the corner.
But wait! There's more.
And if you read just one paragraph further down, you will be treated by another pearl of truth-telling by the soon-to-be-diagnosed demented Minority Leader, the inimitable Nancy Pelosi, who gained fame earlier this week by proclaiming that she can not "work with President Bush now" Right Nan, Bushie has left the building along with your cognitive faculties.
At the Frown Hall, er...Town Hall meeting, the following excerpt is quoted:
The college student received the kind of answer about wealth and income inequality that one would expect from a member of Congress whose net worth is estimated at over $100 million.
“I wonder if there’s anywhere you feel the Democrats could move farther left to a more populist message the way the alt-right has sort of captured this populist strain on the right wing, if you think we could make a more stark contrast to right-wing economics?” the student asked.
Pelosi laughed and responded, “Well I thank you for your question, but I have to say we’re capitalists—that’s just the way it is.”
Nice of you to tell the Truth, as your dementia is slowly eroding your ability to consistently lie--but will only enhance your consistent disdain for serfs.
Moral of the story: don't tell the Truth.

Comments
Anyone from California here vote for Kamala Harris? Why?
I'd really like to know why my state continues to be Evil the Lesser. The country now looks points and laughs, what a bunch of maroons! The infrastructure is falling down around us, hire more lawyers!
Kamala Harris introduces first bill in the Senate, a response to Trump travel ban
Yeah that's the answer, better access to lawyers. Wealthy Democrat and Republican priorities are to keep labor cheap and shelter expensive, because profit. Fuck humanity, Disney first! Plus, it makes such a good story. The Ds are all about good stories, a polished unreality. Don't say 6,000,000 human beings live in abject poverty, say yay California!
Harris and Wasserman-S, match made in hell. Hardly better than the "opposition" I'd say, but go on. Thanks.
Edit: removed a few zeroes, trillions billions gazillions. lol.
But seriously there a six million people in poverty, and we're also number one in homelessness. "That's the system."
As a Californian, I couldn't agree more
Kamala Harris is the former attorney general of California who not only refused to prosecute Steven Mnuchin and his fraudulent banking practices in CA, but also told her investigators, who had already found 1000 instances of provable (not probable) fraud, to back off. This order came at a time her investigators thought that there were at least 1000 moire fraudulent transactions which had not already been adequately investigated. When asked on several occasions, mouthy Kamala was strangely silent. It thus surprised me not at all to see her on stage with fellow weasel DWS. Two bookends from opposite sides of the national DemonRATic swamp.
But women!
thanks, nice to see another west coaster. Why did so many people vote for her? Lack of choice, or fear of Trump I guess. As lesser evil is destroying the ecology, it hurts just the same. Love mother earth.
The water board just extended drought restrictions another year (almost). W! T! F! ? Hopefully our state planners never get stuck inside a paper bag. Not just BigAg, BigTech you know it was so much more important for the Oracle monopoly to buy Ellison (or Facebook or Apple or Google, etc. ... pick your taker) some island in Hawaii then it was to tax him, so maybe our major highways and spillways wouldn't flood and/or collapse during winter storms.
Another example of great planning by the D's billionaire pals: Delay in tax system imperils California’s rush to govern cannabis economy. I'll just quote this part here:
"Track and Trace", yet another database billionaire dream come true. Plebes paying rent every single step of the way, is what happens with a shitty bill so long and complicated some people don't even understand what they're voting for. Corporate capture of weed complete. Thanks Democrats! I am NPP in California, No Party Preferred. When it comes to politicians first I look at the purse. Wooba gooba!
@Alligator Ed Sounds like either
Sounds like either leverage or a payoff. This era's political question: are they being strong-armed, or paid?
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Yes
Put a better candidate on the ballot
and I will vote for them. Meanwhile ...we couldn't even get rid of Darrel Issa .. Even with a pretty good candidate. Kamala Harris was on the ballot the alternative was worse IMHO.
Our problem is SYSTEMIC. Politics is like shoe polish makes you look good ( this too is delusion) but doesn't change much. Once again I repeat. These are our problems. Over population. Thermodynamic collapse, resource depletion. Everything else is just stirring the pot.
I Voted For Kamala Harris
The ONLY reason I voted for a Wall Street sell out (She supported the "deal" which let Wall Street mortgage criminals off the hook) was to keep the even more odious Loretta Sanchez out of that seat. Had she won, the news would be full of reports of Sanchez elbowing Bannon away from Trump's Mini-D so that she could leave her lipstick on it.
Vowing To Oppose Everything Trump Attempts.
I see our political system
as a giant game of Jenga. Both D and Rs are eroding the stable base to increase the top. When the whole thing crashes one says " I won!", the other says "you nudged the table".
There is no such thing as TMI. It can always be held in reserve for extortion.
Nice song. Sums up Gerry and the Bag Boys (and Girls) well
Firstly, Kamala was opposed by another less well-financed woman named Sanchez as the second top vote-getter in the CA primary. I knew nothing about the deal giving Mnuchin his Get Out of Jail Free card until after the election. This of course is only part of the clusterfuck the DemonRATic party has perpetrated upon us serfs to get one of their precious cronies into office, where they can continue on the path of High Crimes and Misdemeanors.
When the edifice falls over, the pitchforks will emerge
For such rich people, the billionaires, by and large, have little understanding of how precarious their continuing self-aggrandisement at the expense of the serfs is becoming.
"Let them eat croissants!" is the new Walton mantra. To them I say, why don't you eat the shards of your fine crystal goblets?
Right, Ed. Pelosi told the truth, as a multi-millionaire.
Proudly pronounces she's a capitalist, because she's so fucking out of touch. Millenials are much more inclined toward socialism, but what would a perennial congresswoman know who lives in a hermetically sealed world of endless access, fundraising events, phone calls and dinner with lobbyists and donors, opulence, and unmitigated power.
I was going to put up an essay using her as an example of how craven, stilted and completely disconnected from reality the Dems are, epitomized by here cringe-inducing pandering of late.
Jimmy Dore does the honors, better than anybody:
Lee Camp also hammers Dem Senators and Congressmen (i.e. Shumer & Pelosi together) for their limp attempt to rally people with a publicity stunt protest rally that has to be seen to be believed for how pathetic they truly are (segment is from 6:45):
That Greenwald piece in the The Intercept from which you quote was one that should definitely be shared far and wide:
"Tom Perez Apologizes for Telling the Truth, Showing Why Democrats’ Flaws Urgently Need Attention"
"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"
- Kurt Vonnegut
Yes you are correct she's leading us off the cliff.
however she is perfectly in touch with the mainstream American zeitgeist and in tune with the general thrust of our current social Darwinist lives. You are the outlier.
Flip the paradigm.
The establishment, including, but not limited to politicians, pundits and establishment media, do not align with the zeitgeist; they create it.
"they create it " Her message to young voters, never try.
that is how she leads, by example.
She and her cronies have plenty, so fuck it. "That's the system."
@Song of the lark Nancy Pelosi isn't in
Nancy Pelosi isn't in touch with any zeitgeist except that which her allies in various consulting firms and media companies have created.
She's hooked into lots of money, and the money is spent on creating narratives for various American constituencies, and anyone who accepts the narrative they're being offered, well...one bite, and all your dreams will come true!
What's really cute nowadays is that the PTB have figured out that you don't have to buy people off with real concessions--just give them a story they like and give them a role to play in it and they'll be yours for months, years, or life.
But none of this is a zeitgeist. It's just a way to trick demoralized people who, quite sensibly, don't want to face the way things really are.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@Song of the lark The sense in which
The sense in which people here are outliers is not in the content of their beliefs. The policies we advocate are wildly popular--a lot more popular than those that Nancy advocates. Our politics is more popular than hers as well, or at least it is when it's not suffocated under media blackout. If people get a chance to see our politics and hear about our policies, they are wildly popular.
When people here are outliers, it's in their ability to make their saving throw against propaganda and manipulative media tricks. We're not outliers in our views on politics or policy; we're outliers in that we don't always run off after every attractive media narrative that's presented to us. Not always.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Pelosi hadacting lessons to be emotive. A bit too much hand
and cutsie. Not good for an old lady. And it shows.I approach that age, and have done public speaking (but only to science nerds). A >70 y/o person probably does not have brown hair. I am nearly 64 and I am a silver fox. Screw being younger.
Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.
Pelosi's hair color is not natural.
However, in the "ya never know" category, a male relative of mine (not a blood relative, sadly) died in his 90s with a full head of hair that had only just begun graying. My mother in law, on the other hand, began graying in her teens.
Henry, your comment about Pelosi's hair
that it is not natural, unfortunately doesn't go far enough--or does it? She is a natural political: rich, phony, selfish, and living in a bubble. However, my dear colleague, Dr. Aloysius A. has taken a liking to the jello in her brain box. Mix and stir. Mix and stir.
So she learned how to talk with her hands at that class?
LOL! thanks. It was the Senate not Congress, but same same.
Democrats Hold Classes On How To ‘Talk To Real People’ and still fail.
Yeah, Democrats are not like Republicans at all.
Gotta agree
with those below: age can't be determined by hair color...especially with women. (This is my natural hair color--this week).
Mostly I think she needs to cut back on the botox treatments. Her smile looks like Sheldon Cooper pretending to be happy.
There is no such thing as TMI. It can always be held in reserve for extortion.
Greenwald goes there--DNC cheated.
"So the very same people who bear the blame for Trump’s presidency — by cheating to elevate the candidate most likely to lose to him — continue to dominate the Democratic Party. To describe the situation is to demonstrate the urgency of debating and fixing it, rather than ignoring it in the name of talking only about Trump."
The vote was in fact rigged.
@Mark from Queens Looks like Lee Fang has
Looks like Lee Fang has had one of his fangs drawn. I notice that the fact that the Dems are as corrupt as the Republicans is neatly sandwiched between stories of Trump's voter purge and other Trump follies.
It's plain irresponsible to talk about Trump committing election fraud or voter suppression in the general without also talking about Hillary committing election fraud and voter suppression in the primary. You can't sweep election fraud under the carpet for one side and decry it in the other.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Minority Leader Pelosi, populism is not the opposite of
capitalism. I've been noting the establishment's effort to denigrate populism by equating it with Communism, racial or religious discrimination, authoritarianism, etc. It's bull puckies
Although I have come to respect wikipedia for many purposes, wikipedia's definition reflects the bs, too.
This is the definition that google gives us:
https://www.google.com/search?q=define+populism&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
However, dictionary definitions reflect common usage. So, if the bs-ers and the people they fool keep it up long enough, dictionary definitions will reflect the bs.
The made the word liberal meaningless, first by mocking liberals and then by dividing the nation into liberals and conservatives (as if). (IMO, "progressive" always was meaningless.) Now, they are turning "populism," a word describing a political philosophy that should appeal to at least 90% of the population, into a pejorative.
I rarely post this word anymore, but fuck 'em.
Twice.
A rose is a rose is a rose,
but a Capitalist is a Corporatist is a Republican, and a Populist is a Fascist is a Democrat who is also a Corporatist unless he's a Socialist or a Republican.
native
@native As I've said before,
As I've said before, most of the candidates for President were fascists by Mussolini's definition. People just don't like Mussolini's definition, because if we accept that definition, we will be forced to see that we're living in a fascist state. But there's no death camps and forced labor camps within our borders (though there are a few detention centers where people, mostly dark-skinned people, get disappeared and tortured, like the one in Chicago). And there's nobody goosestepping down the road with an arm band, and no legally segregated ghettos, and nobody has to wear a yellow star to announce their race or ethnic heritage, so we can all comfortably assume that nobody here is a fascist except the farthest right wing of the Republican party and their white supremacist supporters.
Except that almost every politician up there either supports a corporatist police state and the austerity economy and endless war that goes along with it--or has been effectively bullied into accepting it.
Aside from Bernie, and, perhaps, Lincoln Chaffee, I'd be hard pressed to find a candidate from the two major parties that wasn't a fascist.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal
Couldn't agree more, but would like to add, regarding 'no forced labour camps':
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/09/prison-labor-in-ame...
The fruits of the important and highly pertinent research copied below indicate the nature of the beast...
(Edited to add bolding)
https://www.opendemocracy.net/beyondslavery/genevieve-lebaron/slaves-of-...
Her website address is linked at source and the book this is apparently excerpted from sounds fascinating, if depressing. At any rate, if I had any money, I'd certainly buy it.
But some of these places sound like death camps as well...
We are all one - we, the disposable 99%.
And the 'Drug War' against The People expands, again, under the billionaire Corporate Party President.
Edit: also, do we really need to point out that dark-skinned people don't have'...to wear a yellow star to announce their race or ethnic heritage...' or that 'the clothes/car/area of residence make the man' in the eyes of the police state/fascist authority types of which we speak?
Holocaust survivors were touring years back, speaking of the familiar signs of fascism rising into ascendancy they were increasingly seeing in North America... it ain't just us who've been seeing it, but those most expert in the most regrettably personal ways.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
@Ellen North Oh, right. For a
Oh, right. For a moment, I'd forgotten the prisons. How could I forget?
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal
Lol, how can anyone possibly remember everything all at once, regarding all of the signs of fascism being displayed? You do come pretty darned close, though and I am, as always, impressed by your commentary.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
The Democratic Party is nothing more than
a clique of overfed fossils. It goes extinct, good. I want to embrace the 21se century, not get dragged back to the 16th. Rec'd!!
Inner and Outer Space: the Final Frontiers.
Nobiru approaches.
To paraphrase Robert Frost: will the earth end in fire or in a cold bathtub?
Another Nancy blast from the past:
We're all just riff raff to her.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
@Not Henry Kissinger
I'm sorry, but a (multi-millionaire) top Dem politician thinks people poor to the point of having to sleep on the sidewalk should not be helped but arrested???!!!
Now, there's a true psychopath speaking; they must be kept out of public office and off the streets where they can harm others.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Not 'the' sidewalk...
'MY' sidewalk.
Pelosi's line is just so wrong on so many levels.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
@Not Henry Kissinger
I have to admit she's comprehensive about displaying her pathology. Credit where credit is due - but she somehow never pays interest...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Sorry. NSFW
It is getting to the point that the difference between Republicans and Democrats is:
when a Republican rapes you, at least he doesn't expect you to fake an orgasm.
Not Sure I Can Take Much More
@Sonny Boy
Damn, I think that's about the most accurate definition I've heard so far, and I've heard some pretty good ones.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.