No, I am not talking about "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" or am I? Some of you may have already picked up on the bipartisan nature of this rant. Of course "tiny hands" is a synonym for Emperor Trump. Thin-skin applies equally to Hillbots and Trump. Giggles and brain rot applies to Nancy Pelosi in particular. And, of course, stupidity has always been a bipartisan virtue. It must be a virtue because so many of our politicians shamelessly exhibit their own stupidity.

What is the point of all this? Stay tuned and I'll tell you at the end.

Being as this is a non-partisan essay, I shall give equal discredit where discredit is due, to each duopolistic, anachronistic, semi-fascistic political entity known as Repugnants and DemonRATs.

So let's start out with what the newly departed Barack Hussein O'bomber set in motion during his tenure in office--the utter collapse of the DemonRAT party. Still being unable to understand the whole reason that Her Heinous failed to win the Presidency, let alone governorships, H of R seats, Senate majority, multiple state legislatures, in fact all the way down-ticket to dogcatcher, TPTB in the D party are still singing the same song, meanwhile the parade has moved on.

Let's talk Pusillanimous Pelosi who is clearly suffering from at least early phases of brain rot (technically known as dementia). First here is her astute analysis of the problems facing the DemonRATic party. Some might interpret this opinion as being mired in the Old Swamp (to be differentiated from the New Swamp)--you know it's hard to run in quicksand and maybe Nancy isn't up to the job. Her views on the necessity of change in the D party are certainly saurian in their depth--or maybe something more sinister.

Definite evidence of brain dysfunction, clinically speaking and not merely politically speaking could not be more evident. And this is the House Minority Leader!?

So get your giggles while you can from the next item.

Way to go, jack ass party!

But equal time shall be granted to the Orangutang faction as follows. Our President is both deaf and blind or simply has a very bad case of inattention to pressing issues. He probably forgot that he has 10's of thousands of bucks invested in that new marvel of leak-proof technology. Well, give the guy a chance to fix the leaks in his own White House first.

A quality we did not appreciate in the Trumpster is that he is a high fashion expert and believes his personal attention to the fashion industry is a necessity of national commerce.

But let us not forget the generator of Alternate Facts, Steve Bannon, introduced to combat Fake News as well as the apologist for said AFs, KellyAnne CONway. But these are only two of his trusted advisors. When something really is pressing Tiny Hands' mind, he calls the most appropriate expert even if it is 3 a.m.--unlike Her Inevitableness, who thought slaughter in Benghazi was insufficient to interrupt her beauty sleep. Despite 3 Goldman-Sachs members of his inner circle, who does Trump call at 3 a.m. on matters of pressing economic matters? Nah, you wouldn't believe it if I told you. So just watch.

Rant over. Ah, Catharsis! I feel so much better have shoved my angst on to all of you.