OMG! Putin has taken over the United States!
Just the other day, while I was bribing my local political commissar, it hit me.
It's time to stop denying it: the Soviets won the Cold War.
Oh sure, you probably thought the United States won. It just goes to show how sneaky those Russians were.
You probably didn't even noticed that they slowly invaded us over the last 25 years.
Think about it. Haven't you noticed the lack of parking spots in your neighborhood because of all the Soviet tanks?
Haven't you noticed that all the hamburger places in your town now serve borscht instead?
Occasionally some of our brave, rural teenagers would fight back, but what chance did they really have?
(See historical documentary footage below)
And who could deny it was curious when Trump's campaign manager was recorded saying this.
Oh wait. My snark has been upstaged.
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It saddens me
that Keith took such a hard turn to the dark side.
And Rachel has gladly joined him.
Wolverines!
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Izvestia is coming!
Hey, we've even got our version of Izvestia waiting in the wings: the Washington Post, and CNN, and (insert the name of any American mainstream news outlet.)
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Alien and Sedition Acts redux.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
As I said, demand your
As I said, demand your payment from Putin in gold. That's what I did.
I figure I'll get it right after I hear back from this guy in Nigeria.
but, but, but....
We could declare him and his cabinet terrorists and send them to Gitmo. Why stop there? I'd like to get rid of the stupid ass Ryan while I'm at it. Aiding and abetting...
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
at least we have a good ambassador...
in Snowden.
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
I'd upvote your remark ten times if I could.
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage
Keith?
What happened to Keith? Forget about Rachel.
I hope others are laughing with me. Does anyone else remember "duck & cover." Wonder whatever happened to those old wooden desks.
When did detente become a bad thing to try to achieve? Who was it that made up the stupid "reset button" - and spell something wrong?
Imagine, a country trying to get information from another county? Who could imagine any department in the USA trying to do that? Who could imagine the leader of a political campaign falling for a phishing email & have it lead to a massive release of information. Still laughing at Podesta's password
And to have anyone call it "hacking" - phishing ain't hacking.
I think I better watch some reruns
of Ren and Stimpy to get some clarity on this issue.
Just in from the Federal State Media Service in Washingtongrad
Viktor Ivanovich Smirnov
confirmed as the Chairman of the Presidium of the Federal American Supreme Soviet...
Details to follow. Citizen comrades should remain alert.
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
Keith is over the top big time
Looks like a clip from the 1950's.
People are believing the propaganda
One example, but this type of comment is everywhere,
Except here because we can see what they are doing.
I can't understand how people can' see what they are doing.
Remember babies being thrown out of incubators?
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
Exxon CEO Tillerson as SoS is another data point
Forget about climate change and global warming. Putin would like a warmer Siberia.
The political revolution continues
It all started with this man...
Someone should question him...
Progressive to the bone.
Hold on just a minute
If Putin conspired to put Trump in the White House, is not Hillary Clinton and/or her campaign staff also co-conspirators? I seem to recall the Pied Piper strategy that the Clinton campaign had to push Trump to the top of the Republican field. So can someone help me sort out who really conspired to put Trump on the Republican ticket?
Man o man, all this fake news is confusing. Meanwhile, I see Keith has drunk the Kool Aid. Pathetic, Keith!
Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy
My God!
She's a double agent! The sale of uranium to a Russian company that Putin bragged about, and which she approved, now makes sense (I mean other than as just pay to play).
"You can't just leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution."---Tyree Scott
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Oh my God.
/wiping tears
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Podesta has ties
to an energy company, Joule, which was started by a Russian venture capital fund with ties to Putin. Russians still sit on the board. They apparently greased him with warrants for 75,000 shares. In light of that, wouldn't the Russians have ruled us either way?
Let's get the Jamaicans to hack us in the 2020 election, then they can rule us, they'll be a lot more fun.
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
They do not want us to
They do not want us to question the game thy are playing,,,,,Comrades.
So long, and thanks for all the fish
It's actually worse
Not only has Keith gone off the rails, he's actually gone full bore psychotic. He's actually suggesting that Mike Pence overthrow the government:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnnj_YjdJgs
On to Biden since 1973