Saturday Open Thread - 11/8/25: Odds and Ends
Submitted by on the cusp on Sat, 11/08/2025 - 7:00am
Good morning, good people! I hope you are all doing well!
My young attorney pal shared her interesting new family law case this afternoon. Seems a 19 yr old blond, blue eye woman met a guy of Hispanic origin in their freshman year at college, resulting in a baby. The mom's family brought their 19 yr old and 1 week old baby to my friend's office to hire her to proceed with an action to prove the alleged daddy via DNA testing, and establish official parentage and set up the long, 18 year struggle of co-parenting. My friend said the baby did have dark skin and straight black hair, mom is snow white, blonde, blue eyed.
Lawsuit was filed, dad was served, DNA testing to be done via court order. So far, normal. Then...
A woman called my friend. Said she was an aunt of the alleged dad, and wanted to tell my friend the lawsuit would go nowhere. See, according to the aunt, the white woman was messing around with lots of guys. Including Republicans. You know, the ones with straight hair and dark skin, unlike her family. which is cur;y haired and light skinned.
My friend did agree to the skin and hair description, but was puzzled about the Republican thingy...
She came up with the question I would not have thought of to ask: "Ma'am, do you mean Dominican Republic men?
Yes!
My pal and I mused about a lib dem/Republican child. I suggested to change his white Anglo name via court order to name him Marco. She suggested he might then have a chance in baseball. I suggested he would at least get a college scholarship to play baseball if he was named Marco, and then could proceed to the minor leagues, and go into politics.
We will be in contact and share ideas as her case proceeds.





