First of all, like all the famous killers, she's got three names.

ok, that's about all I've got on that subject.

wait! Maybe I can come up something else.

ok, I'm at her website which lists 112 reasons to vote for her. Let's check them out!

1. As a former secretary of state, U.S. senator, first lady, and a lifelong advocate for women and families, no one is more qualified to be president than Hillary.

sure, that seems like a great reason. Can't argue with that conclusion. On to the next...

2. Hillary knows child care, equal pay, and paid leave are fundamental economic issues—not just “women’s issues.”

good point. The more I think about it, the more amazed I am that no one else ever figured this out! Ok...

3. We can't afford a Republican in the White House

hey...that would apply to O'Malley, too, wouldn't it? I mean this could be #3 on his list, too. Moving on...

4. Our democracy should work for everyone—not just the wealthy and well-connected.

I'm sensing a problem with this list.

5. Our next president could make multiple appointments to the Supreme Court.

yeah....and I think Bernie's would be better so this is another weird "reason". So far we've gone through the first five, on her very own website, which have said pretty much nothing and wouldn't convince....was gonna say "a flea", then thought "Chelsea" but I realize fleas don't care and Chelsea probably has her mind made up.

Briefly, there are another 107 reasons and some are digs at Bernie and some are knee-slappers. Highlights!

12. The economy is stronger when a Democrat is in the White House.
15. Because taxpayers shouldn’t pay for millionaires’ and billionaires’ kids to go to college.
17. She declared on the world stage that “gay rights are human rights.”
21. She’s the only Democrat with hedge-fund billionaires running ads against her—because they know her agenda is to stop their agenda.
25. Because every 4-year-old in America should be able to go to a high-quality preschool in the next 10 years. (except, I guess, millionaires' and billionaires' 4-year-olds)
30. She has spent her life fighting for a fairer America.
34. Prescription drugs still cost too much. Hillary has a plan to reduce the cost of prescription drugs. (what is it?)
38, She's the only candidate with a clear and comprehensive strategy to defeat ISIS and radical jihadism and keep America safe
39, Hillary negotiated a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas that ended the rain of rockets on Israel. (and the Palestinians?)
46, Hillary is prepared to tackle all challenges, including national security—because presidents don’t get to choose which issues come to their desks.
48. We need a small-business president. (????)
51. She’s a progressive—and she’s a progressive who gets things done.
55. She's one tough mother (it really says that)
66. Hillary helped negotiate the toughest sanctions Iran has ever faced.

aw, skip it. It's not that good of a list, I'm afraid. Maybe she's got some positions on the issues listed somewhere.

ok...she's against Alzheimer's. That's good. Ok, education. She's got something called "The New College Compact". This sounds promising. "Ensure no student has to borrow to pay for tuition, books, or fees to attend a four-year public college in their state."

Bernie wants to make it part of the public system, like high school. Is that what Hillary's suggesting? (we read on to find...)

Students will do their part by contributing their earnings from working 10 hours a week.

Families will do their part by making an affordable and realistic family contribution.

so that's kind of like Obamacare in that it's affordable because we'll make people pay for it. Eh, what?

Let's see about health care

Defend the Affordable Care Act and build on it to slow the growth of out-of-pocket costs.

Crack down on rising prescription drug prices and hold drug companies accountable so they get ahead by investing in research, not jacking up costs.

Details? No? I guess she was too busy criticizing Bernie to tell the website people what she had in mind.

jeezus h god, who wrote this? I was looking for foreign policy. The only thing there is "national security" where we get more of this "will defeat ISIS" stuff and powerful, meaningful items like "Hillary will keep America safe and secure by defending our core values and leading with principle." Oh good, she'll "stand up to Putin". Again, yes, that's on her website.

Well that's all I can take. I'm with her! Go Hills!

And now for something more pleasant

I'm With You - The Big Three

I'm Your Puppet - James and Bobby Purify

Chuck Berry - Don't You Lie to Me