36 Years Down the Republican Rabbit Hole

In "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," Lewis Carroll tells the story of Alice, a more-or-less average curious, rational child, who, on a dreamy summer day, chases a waistcoat-wearing white rabbit down a rabbit hole into a bizarre land. In this, and in a later book ("Through the Looking-Glass"), we find many strange characters producing many puzzling and irrational quotes. For instance, we have the giant talking egg, Humpty Dumpty:

When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.'

'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master—that's all.'

And we have the Queen of Hearts, who is quite quick to propose simple, brutal solutions:

[The King] called the Queen, who was passing at the moment, 'My dear! I wish you would have this cat removed!'
The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. 'Off with his head!' she said, without even looking round.

... and, when the Dormouse spoke out of turn in court:

'Collar that Dormouse,' the Queen shrieked out. 'Behead that Dormouse! Turn that Dormouse out of court! Suppress him! Pinch him! Off with his whiskers!'

An observer of American politics since 1980 or so, might well picture oneself as, like Alice, having gone down the rabbit-hole to find many strange Republicans, who, like the characters in Wonderland, issue puzzling and irrational quotes. Over the decades, here are just a few of the characters we have met, as we went down, down, down ...

  • The Teflon President (President Ronald Reagan), who wanted to roll-back clean air standards:

    "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." (1981)

  • The Doctor of Demagogy (Rush Limbaugh), who for his on-air propaganda work was made an honorary member of the Republican Congressional freshman class of 1994. No unsubstantiated Clinton scandal rumor seemed too vile for the Doctor of Demagogy:

    [J]ournalists and others working on or involved in Whitewatergate have been mysteriously beaten and harassed in Little Rock; some have died."

    ... but he could at times muster sympathy:

    I know families that make $180,000 a year and they don’t consider themselves rich. Why, it costs them $20,000 a year to send their kids to school. (Aug. 3, 1993)

    ... however, on the poverty line:

    $14,400 for a family of four. That’s not so bad. (Nov. 9, 1993)

    ... apparently about food stamps:

    We've been beat about the head. There are hungry people everywhere. ... [W]e have responded by letting our government literally feed these people to the point of obesity. ... Didn't teach them how to ... slaughter a cow to get the butter, we gave them the butter. (2006)

  • Grover "Nastiness" Norquist, zealous anti-government Republican leader:

    Bipartisanship is another name for date rape.

    ... and:

    We are trying to change the tones in the state capitals - and turn them toward bitter nastiness and partisanship.

  • Darth Vader (Dick Cheney), vice president during the Shrub administration, after the 9-11 terror attacks:

    We also have to work, though, sort of the dark side, if you will. ... A lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done quietly, without any discussion, ... it's going to be vital for us to use any means at our disposal ... (Sept. 16, 2001)

    ... and standing firm on the Bushies policy of using torture, but not calling it that:

    "I was a big supporter of waterboarding. I was a big supporter of the enhanced interrogation techniques ... (2010)

  • The Unknown Known (Donald Rumsfeld), Shrub's Secretary of Defense, dodging a question about evidence of Iraq trying to give weapons of mass destruction to terrorists:

    Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know. (2002)

    ... and who, a year later, seemed to relish the coming quick and devastating attack on Iraq as he looked into the TV camera, and with a gleam in his eye spoke three words:

    Shock and awe.(2003)

  • Shrub (President George W. Bush), who falsely used the 9-11 terror attacks to sell and execute a war against Iraq, a country that had nothing to do with the attacks. Later, the Shrub crew staged a grand photo op where Shrub was flown by jet to an aircraft carrier just off shore, and under a big "Mission Accomplished" banner gave a speech, where he, once again, falsely tied Iraq to the 9-11 attacks:

    With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States, and war is what they got. (2003)

  • A Bushie (member of the Shrub administration), as told by the journalist Ron Suskind:

    “The aide said that guys like me were ‘in what we call the reality-based community,’ which he defined as people who ‘believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.’ …
    “‘That’s not the way the world really works anymore,’ he continued. ‘We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality, judiciously, as you will, we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.’” (2004)

  • Grampy and Vampy (John McCain and Sarah Palin), the Republican ticket for 2008, who, with the world in the grip of global warming and in dire need of clean energy development, presided over a convention that frequently broke into chants of:

    Drill, Baby, Drill!

  • Caribou Barbie (Sarah Palin), former governor of Alaska, whom an official investigator found in violation of Alaska's Executive Branch Ethics Act, speaking from Opposite Land:

    Palin: Well, I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing … any hint of any kind of unethical activity there. Very pleased to be cleared of any of that.

    Anchorage Daily News: Governor, finding No.1 on the report was that you abused your power by violating state law. Do you think you did anything wrong at all in this Troopergate case?

    Palin: Not at all and I’ll tell you, it, I think that you’re always going to ruffle feathers as you do what you believe is in the best interest of the people whom you are serving. … So no, not having done anything wrong, and again very much appreciating being cleared of any legal wrongdoing or unethical activity at all.

  • Glenn "Lonesome Rhodes" Beck, whose on-air rhetoric likely encouraged a viewer that shot and wounded policemen during a traffic stop, while on his way to the Tides Foundation for a bout of mass murder. The Tides Foundation, which funds projects for "positive social change", had been a recurrent villain in Beck's imagined world of progressive conspiracy against capitalism, and thus against freedom itself:

    "The Tides Foundation, they started laying the groundwork on this back during the Reagan administration. They have been assembling an army that we have laughed at and have dismissed as a bunch of community organizers. These people are bullies," Beck said. "These people are thugs." (Aug 12, 2009)

    ... and:

    Well, they have the education system. They have the media. They have the capitalist system. What do you think the Tides Foundation was? They infiltrate and they saw under Ronald Reagan that capitalists were not for all of this nonsense, so they infiltrated. Now, they are using failing capitalism to destroy it. (July 13, 2010)

  • The Republican Clown Car of 15 or so presidential candidates for 2016, who vied to stand out from the crowd. One way to do this was to be the toughest talking war hawk, as Lindsey Graham demonstrated, after Rand Paul suggested the NSA get a search warrant:

    If I'm President of the United States and you're thinkin' about joining al-Qaeda or ISIL — anybody thinkin' about that? — I'm not going to call a judge, I'm going to call a drone and we will kill you.

Now, we have come to yet the deepest reach of the rabbit hole, and find The Donald (Donald Trump), a character bizarre as any, and the Republican candidate for president. Like the Queen of Hearts he is quite quick to propose simple, brutal solutions, and blurts out such sayings as these ...

  • about the whistle-blower Edward Snowden, who revealed massive illegal spying by the NSA:

    This guy is a bad guy,” Trump said. “You know there is still a thing called execution."

  • at one of his rallies:

    If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously,” Trump said. “Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise.”

  • at another of his rallies, about a protester:

    I love the old days.You know what they used to do to guys like that when they were in a place like this? They'd be carried out on a stretcher, folks," Trump said to cheers. "... Here's a guy, ... nasty as hell, ... and he's walking out ..., like, big high fives, smiling, laughing -- I'd like to punch him in the face, I'll tell you."

  • on New Years Day 2015, after the second-warmest year on record:

    This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

  • apparently speaking of desperate, thoroughly screened war refugees:

    This is a war against people that are vicious, violent people, that we have no idea who they are, where they come from. We are allowing tens of thousands of them into our country now."

  • on war:

    I’ve had a lot of wars of my own. I’m really good at war. I love war, in a certain way, but only when we win.

Alice eventually woke from her dream world to find herself back in the real world. For us, it will not be so easy. We will have to work to defeat such bizarre characters at the water cooler, in the public forums and at the ballot box. And, under the banner of E Pluribus Unum, we must walk on past the rabbit hole and toward a society enabled to all for the pursuit of happiness.

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Image credit: Ali Shaker/VOA, Public Domain / John Tenniel / The Paragraph (CC-BY)

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thanatokephaloides's picture

...... and fill it with concrete!

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Late Again's picture

and you may picture me removing my hat, placing it over my heart and sweeping forward in a bow.

I do not recognize your username but - if you are new - please keep posting here.

That was one of the most concise and logical progressions I have ever seen laid out. I am punch drunk here and I will be back in the morning to share this on social media. I want to make sure I can find the words to convince my normally apolitical (and/or Republican) friends to read it.

(I would not change one word of this essay at all; however, I will have to ask my Republican friends to please overlook our common nicknames for various RW nemeses because I don't want that to cause them to overlook your point.)

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I'd frame our dilemma differently:

36 Years Down the Republican Neoconservative and Neoliberal Rabbithole.

That rabbithole came into being when I arrved in early adulthood. I have literally spent my entire adult life in a society where falling down that rabbithole is considered as normal by the majority of people.

I used to think it was the Republicans doing it. Easy enough to think that, what with St. Ronnie trickling down, Limbaugh ranting on talk radio, Gingrich and Co. with their anti-Clinton Parade of Horribles in the '90s, and then "wanton boy" Dubya. (He was right, their mission was accomplished. It just wasn't the mission We the People thought he was talking about.)

I no longer believe it's just the Republicans. I now see the focus on "Republicans vs. Democrats" as a diversion, to keep us focused on each other -- seeing each other as the enemy -- rather than on what's really going on. Both the Repubs and the Dems are responsible for creating and maintaining that rabbithole. (I know who I'd nominate as "Queen of Hearts".)

Each person will have to make their own mind up as to whom they will vote for this November. I'm not saying I have the answer. I know who I will be voting for, but I can't say that my way is the only or the best way.

What I can say is that "Oh, no, Trump!" has no power to motivate me. Neither does "Oh, no, Republicans!", and it's a tad surprising to me that I now feel that way, given all that we've seen and been through over the past 36 years.

I don't think that I was ever fully asleep during the great Neo-lib/Neo-con takeover of the national psyche, but I wasn't fully awake either. Where I was last year this time, and where I am now, are light years apart, and there's no going back. When I look around, I see the American consciousness stirring, too.

I don't have a crystal ball showing how it's all going to shake out -- the stakes are so high, and who knows how long our window of opportunity will be open -- but I don't think we can go back to how we used to see and think about things. I truly don't believe that the old "Republicans are the enemy!" "Democrats are the enemy!" way of framing the situation is going to serve us well anymore.

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I think that if I removed the Republican filter, I'd end up with the same list.

Also, in this story The Donald is the Queen of Hearts for his knee-jerk, off-with-their-heads "solutions."

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I'd say that all of them are the Queen of Hearts. Dem establishment, Repub establishment, and the 1%-ers behind the curtain.

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I've been mediating on the theme you succinctly described for an essay that keeps going and going as one long rant. Hoped to have gotten it out before the debate, but I'm not feeling well and there's much to edit, etc.

After OWS I'll never be duped again either. The US gov't is an auction house sold to the highest bidder. And it's been a 35 year fast rack to oligarchy supplanting democracy (the Princeton Study lays it out decisively), and the Dems are largely responsible (if folks don't believe this, please watch any of the excellent appearances of Thomas Frank for his new book, in which he makes the case for pretty strongly). They, the Party of the People, snubbed the working and middle class for far too long, and now the chickens are coming home to roost, as they foist one of the most loathed, corrupt, pompous, arrogant and hubristic establishment candidate. Many are not buying it, will either sit this one out or vote 3rd party. In the history of politics I don't think there's been a more troublingly connected person to all the wrong things than Her Majesty. I reject any and all fealty I ever had (and I canvassed for Obama in '08 in four different States) to the Dems, after how they brazenly stole the election from Bernie and the thuggery of the convention.

Wall St Economic Terrorists run the show by sprinkling around their blood money to their puppet candidates who then remain beholden for life, while they go on scheming and scamming new and different ways of defrauding the public. Their puppets in DC say they're savvy" and "too big to jail" and all the other mumbo jumbo, designed to keep us dispirited and apathetic. It's all a well-oiled machine to keep the status quo of the Revolving Door of DC spinning spectacularly.

These two most disliked, odious and reviled candidates (of all time) actually having a debate tonight should not just be an international embarrassment that it is, but the impetus that kicks the country into gear for some real, vociferous civic responsibility. There's a good chance it will happen soon enough. Nobody is happy.

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

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No, not the essay. The fact that spammers from Daily Kos are coming her to c99 to spam us with "Be afwaid! Be wery afwaid!" anti-Trump rants. What's your next essay? I ❤ Hillary!! You must, too!!

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There is no Hillary love in this essay. She's not even mentioned.

This isn't even an anti-Trump essay, per se. It simply lays out how the Republican Party arrived at this end point.

I understand we are all sensitized to the CTR brigade but c'mon.

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it too edg. Or maybe I'm overly paranoid. I despise the republicans but there's no way I could write an essay slamming them without including the rotten rat-fucking dems. So yeah, this reeks of a scary trump/republican 'see how they're so much worse' essay.
PS. I'm not much of an Alice in Wonderland / Star Wars guy, but when spinning national politics from Reagan to Bush2 into a fairy tale, just where does bill clinton fit in here. It seems there's a big hole in the tale.

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The part that perked my ears up a bit was this, at the end:

We will have to work to defeat such bizarre characters at the water cooler, in the public forums and at the ballot box.

"Such bizarre characters" is a bit of a waffly word. From my personal viewpoint, as I indicated in my comment upthread, it could cover the Dem establishment as well as the Repubs. However, since the OP was focused on the Repubs in his/her post, I interpreted the quoted sentence as meaning "we have to beat the Republicans!" "Oh, no, Trump!", in other words.

There's a bit of fuzziness in the post that I wasn't quite sure how to read. I understand that at c99, there's room for many viewpoints. I'm just not completely sure what the OP's is.

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I still think Bernie has the best plan:

1. Defeat Trump. Since we don't have instant run-off voting, this, practically speaking, means vote Clinton.

2. Get the Democratic platform through. From what I gather, in the platform negotiations, the Sanders crew got 80% of what it wanted. Even Bill McKibben was happy with the climate change planks -- and that's my #1 issue. So, again without IRV, this means voting Democratic all down the ticket, except at the local level when you know there is a better candidate.

3. Keep on keeping on. Work for IRV and other progressive programs at the water cooler, in the public forums, ...

Now that you know my opinion, I don't think the essay is any better or worse for it -- it stands on its own. The essay urges you to use the ballot box to stop the political madness that it has described, but does not tell you how to vote. If you think there is a better way, then of course you must vote that way.

I'm glad to hear from you what I had thought was the case -- that at c99 there's room for many viewpoints.

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