San Francisco

Regarding San Francisco's Epic Crime Wave

If you ever watch Fox News then you'll know that San Francisco has everything that is wrong with America today. Possibly the worst thing about San Francisco is that it refuses to punish criminals for any misdeed, and this has led to a complete break-down of society that can only be compared to Afghanistan, Somalia and the Road Warrior.

So while the masses hide in their homes --

or at least while that portion of the masses which HAS homes rests in their homes, there are at least a few people in Florida paying attention -- and they've formed the Underwater Homeowners Association, a group dedicated to showing the neighbors that they are minimally paying attention