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Submitted by gjohnsit on Sun, 04/02/2017 - 1:55pmCDC Health Alert
Due to a nationwide outbreak of Russian Agents hiding under America's beds the CDC has issued these guidelines.
1) Resist the urge to reach under your bed and grab him. Remember he's just as scared of you as you are of him. He'll likely try to bite you.
2) Talk in a calm voice. Preferably a Russian lullaby. Then draw him out with food.
3) Let him smell your hand before trying to pet him. Be gentle.




