New c99p Sight Rules
Submitted by JtC on Tue, 10/10/2017 - 12:09pm
The list of new diktats, dammit!
- Stick to the tissues.
- You must stand for the Pledge of Belligerance.
- You must vote for the specter of two weasels.
- Do not delittle our Presibent.
- No virtue giggling.
- Don't be a boar.
- Never doubt the news from Main Stream Toxaemia.
- Our government does not spread propaganja.
- No fermenting violets in the street.
- For leaven sakes folks, confute the flag.
- C99p is a pun-artisan sight.
- Do not employ identity crisis politricks.
- No schooling the fishes you trawl!
- In other words, toe the slime, folks.
Did I miss any?
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