New c99p Sight Rules

The list of new diktats, dammit!

  • Stick to the tissues.
  • You must stand for the Pledge of Belligerance.
  • You must vote for the specter of two weasels.
  • Do not delittle our Presibent.
  • No virtue giggling.
  • Don't be a boar.
  • Never doubt the news from Main Stream Toxaemia.
  • Our government does not spread propaganja.
  • No fermenting violets in the street.
  • For leaven sakes folks, confute the flag.
  • C99p is a pun-artisan sight.
  • Do not employ identity crisis politricks.
  • No schooling the fishes you trawl!
  • In other words, toe the slime, folks.

Did I miss any?

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our rule is still DBAA.

As Mr. Rogers would say: Don't be an ass and doobie a gas.

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EdMass's picture

@JtC

It's "site"...

You run this place?

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

@EdMass
site, cite and sight. I saw it cite unseen so I saw fit to use sight, do you sea?

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@JtC

"briny deep" dude.

I know. I looked it up on the Interwebs.

So there.

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

JekyllnHyde's picture

@JtC

When the Big Four - President Woodrow Wilson of the United States, PM David Lloyd George of Britain, PM Vittorio Orlando of Italy, and PM Georges Clemenceau of France - gathered near Paris in 1919 to hammer out the terms of the Treaty of Versailles after World War I had ended in November, 1918, the French Prime Minister said this of President Woodrow Wilson's 14 Points:

Mr. Wilson bores me with his Fourteen Points; why, God Almighty has only Ten!

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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

@JekyllnHyde
and nail to the front page, but on second thought I was afraid it would lead to a Reformation.

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JekyllnHyde's picture

@JtC

... do check the front of your fridge door!

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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

@JekyllnHyde
where do you think I got the idea from? Yep, the honey-do list on the fridge door.

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@JekyllnHyde

I'm related to David Lloyd George. He's a great, great, great.....distant someone, but I grew up hearing how great he was.
Guess I'll google him and see if this true.

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Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.

@JtC

Do we get a sightation?

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Beware the bullshit factories.

Deja's picture

@Timmethy2.0

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Steven D's picture

@JtC @JtC for a nice snarky piece at TOP once upon a time. Now wouldn't be worth the trouble.

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"You can't just leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution."---Tyree Scott

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@Steven D

Would've been too long over there.

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

EdMass's picture

So many rules.

My Brain Hurts.

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

@EdMass
the whip must be cracked.

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@JtC

I LOVE Devo.

Are you Russian?

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

@EdMass
but I did stay at an Azimut Inn last night.

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@JtC

Only a Russian would go to a "Hotel" when the real Azimut is a Yacht!

http://www.azimutyachts.com

Silly Russian...

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

WaterLily's picture

Especially in an aviation.

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@WaterLily
just don't take it to the streets. Sounds yummy!

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@mimi
if my gibberish can be translated to any language, mimi, including english.

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@JtC @JtC @JtC
... aah forgot you wouldn't be able to understand. Sorry. Wink

there is a user at dailykos with the name of noweasels. Just to demonstrate how difficult it is to understand what can go wrong in the understanding of words that are not from your own mother language, I read this username in my mind as "now easels" and was wondering all the time why that person had chosen such a "weird" online name.

It took a real live meeting one day, when user navajo and teacherken were in Washington DC and navajo made a polite little remarkt to me, when she heard me talking about "now easels" saying, oh that's a nice way of putting it. It was only then that I realized there is a word in English that is "weasel" and looked up its meaning afterwards.

Gosh, I felt so bad. One thing happens often (to me). I believe I know the meaning of an English word and don't look it up, because - you know - why - I know the word. Shoot me. I don't.

Now I don't weasel around the dictionary anymore. I am prepared for all the embarrassing misunderstandings there can be.

oh, yes, I use a tissue, and don't drop my snot on my t-shirt. (mimi's translation of JtC's rule no. 1)

Weaseling myself around the dangerous cliffs of C99p. Smile

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@mimi
No translation needed.

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Steven D's picture

@JtC @JtC No transubstantiation?

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"You can't just leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution."---Tyree Scott

@mimi English speaker and one of my favorite things about my Kindle is the dictionary function. All those words I feel I know, and mostly I do get them, but it has been great to look them up with just one easy motion. Now if someone asked me what hyperbole really means, I feel much more confident telling them.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

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What about all the violins on TV?

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@CS in AZ
I prefer fiddles.

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@CS in AZ

Way too much of that stuff on TV nowadays.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Deja's picture

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WaterLily's picture

@Deja

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@Deja

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WaterLily's picture

Are diktats like dikpics, only in ink?

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@WaterLily
I just texted The Weiner, I await his testimony. I'll post his response when I receive it, in all it's glory.

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Deja's picture

@JtC

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@JtC I did not know you were a 15 year old girl. Shok

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Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy

@gulfgal98

This is the internet...all of us are 15 year old girls.

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@gulfgal98
gag me with a spoon!

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@JtC
Oh my gaaaaawd.

[video:https://youtu.be/Qb21lsCQ3EM]

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@JtC Mea culpa! Blush

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Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy

@gulfgal98
misinterpret my comment about "gag me with a spoon", listen to the video that Deja posted above.

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Also...

You must vote for the specter of two weasels.

I always thought it was 'the lesser of two weevils.'

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

@Not Henry Kissinger
and must admit that I too, picked the weevil on the right left.

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WaterLily's picture

@JtC

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@WaterLily

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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@Not Henry Kissinger
My teacher obviously called on me to answer a question because she knew I was a million miles away.

I answered, "The bald eagle?"

The class erupted in laughter. I was ordered to follow along and pay attention.

We were reading about the Boll Weevil. Sigh.

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and the commission of bi-partiside and mutual dependency.

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@Snode
to the thieves!

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divineorder's picture

Bad

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

@divineorder
8 to the bar.

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SnappleBC's picture

"I will not comply"

*** edited to add ***
It was the violets that did it for me. That's just a bridge too far!

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A lot of wanderers in the U.S. political desert recognize that all the duopoly has to offer is a choice of mirages. Come, let us trudge towards empty expanse of sand #1, littered with the bleached bones of Deaniacs and Hope and Changers.
-- lotlizard

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I think you're letting them off easy. As destructive living organisms go, I think a more apt comparison would be a choice between different strains of e-coli bacteria dressed up as a cartoon super hero.

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

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@Anja Geitz cartoon superheros with 'corporate branding'. Northrup-Grumman style...

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I want a Pony!

Anja Geitz's picture

@Anja Geitz

Two e-coli bacteria dressed up as cartoon condom superheroes?

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

@Anja Geitz what's the carbon floor print of that cartoon condom?

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@QMS

I hijacked the image off something called the Internet. Lol. Amazing what comes up when you google the totally absurd. Smile

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

@Anja Geitz absurdity not always translates well thru the tubes yunderstand

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@Anja Geitz or the tongue-eating louse. Eats fishes tongue, attaches to the stub and replaces its tongue.

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@Snode

But that might impair their ability to lie.

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

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I always aim my sneezes AWAY from people, dammit.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

Arrow's picture

n/t

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I want a Pony!

WaterLily's picture

@Arrow And then there are Polish crullers.

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@WaterLily @WaterLily @WaterLily I can't imagine anyone cruller than JtC.

Edit: ...and the Poles will back me up on that.

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I want a Pony!

@Arrow

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@Arrow So, apparently, can be their spin axis.

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@WaterLily (one last one) It's just that he shows such great cruller n tea to the common man.
(ducks)

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I want a Pony!

Lily O Lady's picture

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

I refuse to have my virtue giggling suppressed.

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In other words, toe the slime, folks.

sounds like a slippery slope

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Deja's picture

@QMS
[video:https://youtu.be/KP1FqopoGxw]

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because I saw frequent put downs of this site over on DKos. This site makes them mad. You manage to manage without a massive 'community moderation' system that does nothing but encourage hall monitors, back stabbers and bullies. Good going!

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"Without the right to offend, freedom of speech does not exist." Taslima Nasrin

@Fishtroller 02

In my humble opinion, they must have been mad to stay at TOP anyway. Sane people tend to not enjoy wallowing in cesspools and throwing poo out at people because they're clean and 'pure'...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.