New c99p Sight Rules
Submitted by JtC on Tue, 10/10/2017 - 12:09pm
The list of new diktats, dammit!
- Stick to the tissues.
- You must stand for the Pledge of Belligerance.
- You must vote for the specter of two weasels.
- Do not delittle our Presibent.
- No virtue giggling.
- Don't be a boar.
- Never doubt the news from Main Stream Toxaemia.
- Our government does not spread propaganja.
- No fermenting violets in the street.
- For leaven sakes folks, confute the flag.
- C99p is a pun-artisan sight.
- Do not employ identity crisis politricks.
- No schooling the fishes you trawl!
- In other words, toe the slime, folks.
Did I miss any?
Comments
Just jokin' folks...
our rule is still DBAA.
As Mr. Rogers would say: Don't be an ass and doobie a gas.
Oh BTW
It's "site"...
You run this place?
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!
I was torn between...
site, cite and sight. I saw it cite unseen so I saw fit to use sight, do you sea?
It's the
"briny deep" dude.
I know. I looked it up on the Interwebs.
So there.
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!
14 Rules, JtC? To Quote Georges Clemenceau...
When the Big Four - President Woodrow Wilson of the United States, PM David Lloyd George of Britain, PM Vittorio Orlando of Italy, and PM Georges Clemenceau of France - gathered near Paris in 1919 to hammer out the terms of the Treaty of Versailles after World War I had ended in November, 1918, the French Prime Minister said this of President Woodrow Wilson's 14 Points:
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
I was going to issue 95 theses...
and nail to the front page, but on second thought I was afraid it would lead to a Reformation.
You "Nailed It," But...
... do check the front of your fridge door!
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
Hah...
where do you think I got the idea from? Yep, the honey-do list on the fridge door.
O/T
I'm related to David Lloyd George. He's a great, great, great.....distant someone, but I grew up hearing how great he was.
Guess I'll google him and see if this true.
What happens if we break the rules
Do we get a sightation?
Beware the bullshit factories.
Bwahahahaa! Exactly n/t
This would have made
"You can't just leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution."---Tyree Scott
Mainly because the list
Would've been too long over there.
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
Oh Crap.
So many rules.
My Brain Hurts.
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!
It's for your own good, Ed...
the whip must be cracked.
How did you know
I LOVE Devo.
Are you Russian?
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!
Nyet...
but I did stay at an Azimut Inn last night.
That proves it.
Only a Russian would go to a "Hotel" when the real Azimut is a Yacht!
http://www.azimutyachts.com
Silly Russian...
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!
But I LIKE fermented violets.
Especially in an aviation.
That's OK...
just don't take it to the streets. Sounds yummy!
Aua, I need a German translation, my brain hurts too /nt
https://www.euronews.com/live
I'm not sure...
if my gibberish can be translated to any language, mimi, including english.
here is my pidgin Germlish translation
... aah forgot you wouldn't be able to understand. Sorry.
there is a user at dailykos with the name of noweasels. Just to demonstrate how difficult it is to understand what can go wrong in the understanding of words that are not from your own mother language, I read this username in my mind as "now easels" and was wondering all the time why that person had chosen such a "weird" online name.
It took a real live meeting one day, when user navajo and teacherken were in Washington DC and navajo made a polite little remarkt to me, when she heard me talking about "now easels" saying, oh that's a nice way of putting it. It was only then that I realized there is a word in English that is "weasel" and looked up its meaning afterwards.
Gosh, I felt so bad. One thing happens often (to me). I believe I know the meaning of an English word and don't look it up, because - you know - why - I know the word. Shoot me. I don't.
Now I don't weasel around the dictionary anymore. I am prepared for all the embarrassing misunderstandings there can be.
oh, yes, I use a tissue, and don't drop my snot on my t-shirt. (mimi's translation of JtC's rule no. 1)
Weaseling myself around the dangerous cliffs of C99p.
https://www.euronews.com/live
You got it mimi...
No translation needed.
Didn't you mean
"You can't just leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution."---Tyree Scott
LOL, I am a native
Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur
Violets in the street? Sure, but
What about all the violins on TV?
Violins on TV?
I prefer fiddles.
Sax & Violins
Way too much of that stuff on TV nowadays.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
But I like propaganja, mon n/t
Spoken like a true Bostonian!
Yah...
Important question
Are diktats like dikpics, only in ink?
Good question...
I just texted The Weiner, I await his testimony. I'll post his response when I receive it, in all it's glory.
Oh, please don't lol n/t
Wait!
Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy
@gulfgal98
This is the internet...all of us are 15 year old girls.
Oh gulfgal...
gag me with a spoon!
Like, totally, fer sure
Oh my gaaaaawd.
[video:https://youtu.be/Qb21lsCQ3EM]
Sorry, JtC
Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy
I hope you didn't...
misinterpret my comment about "gag me with a spoon", listen to the video that Deja posted above.
Call your Mothra.
Also...
I always thought it was 'the lesser of two weevils.'
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
I stand corrected...
and must admit that I too, picked the weevil on the
rightleft.Inconceivable!
Inconceivable
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Daydreaming in 4th grade
My teacher obviously called on me to answer a question because she knew I was a million miles away.
I answered, "The bald eagle?"
The class erupted in laughter. I was ordered to follow along and pay attention.
We were reading about the Boll Weevil. Sigh.
All hail 2 weasels
and the commission of bi-partiside and mutual dependency.
Hail...
to the thieves!
So. The beatings will continue?
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
Yes...
8 to the bar.
In the immortal words of 7 of 9
"I will not comply"
*** edited to add ***
It was the violets that did it for me. That's just a bridge too far!
A lot of wanderers in the U.S. political desert recognize that all the duopoly has to offer is a choice of mirages. Come, let us trudge towards empty expanse of sand #1, littered with the bleached bones of Deaniacs and Hope and Changers.
-- lotlizard
Weasels, eh?
I think you're letting them off easy. As destructive living organisms go, I think a more apt comparison would be a choice between different strains of e-coli bacteria dressed up as a cartoon super hero.
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
yes but...
I want a Pony!
How about a choice between
Two e-coli bacteria dressed up as cartoon condom superheroes?
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
e-coliflour
question everything
Not sure
I hijacked the image off something called the Internet. Lol. Amazing what comes up when you google the totally absurd.
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
oh, the intertubes
question everything
How about Cymothoa exigua
tongue eating louse?
But that might impair their ability to lie.
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
Stick to the tissues? You've been talking to my SO again.
I always aim my sneezes AWAY from people, dammit.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
You're a crull Master JtC
n/t
I want a Pony!
There are polls ...
@WaterLily I can't imagine anyone
Edit: ...and the Poles will back me up on that.
I want a Pony!
Heh...
The Poles can be manipulated.
spin axis.
So, apparently, can be their@WaterLily (one last one) It
(ducks)
I want a Pony!
Diktat 10 is not kosher for Passover. Just sayin’.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
That's it! I'm out of here
I refuse to have my virtue giggling suppressed.
I'm afraid I must disagree.
[video:https://youtu.be/yTl9zYS3_dc]
toe jam
sounds like a slippery slope
question everything
Joo joo eyeball & toe jam football
[video:https://youtu.be/KP1FqopoGxw]
I'll see your eyeballs
and raise you one joo-joo
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/eyes-3.gif
question everything
Well , you know C99% has arrived
because I saw frequent put downs of this site over on DKos. This site makes them mad. You manage to manage without a massive 'community moderation' system that does nothing but encourage hall monitors, back stabbers and bullies. Good going!
"Without the right to offend, freedom of speech does not exist." Taslima Nasrin
@Fishtroller 02
In my humble opinion, they must have been mad to stay at TOP anyway. Sane people tend to not enjoy wallowing in cesspools and throwing poo out at people because they're clean and 'pure'...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.