The Democrats Heist Movie
Democrats are greedy bastards.
To be frankly honest, they couldn't give a shit about the poor, minorities, or anything else, it's all about the MONEY that those groups can give. As those groups have gotten poorer and poorer, the amount of money that they can squeeze out of their traditional groups has gotten smaller and smaller.
As a result, they've hit on an old movie criminal plan. This is a plan that quite frankly works extremely well, provided you have no morals and your allies do. It's game theory, taken to its logical conclusion, and if you can make it LEGAL (Which they have, I point out) there's no repercussions for your actions.
In the criminal version, the plan goes like this. You plan a crime, and get as many people that you can to buy in and spread the costs around. Then, you don't inform the members that there's a high likelihood they'll DIE on the job. Then, you ensure that as many members die during the job as possible, using them to cover your own success.
Net Result: Successful heist, and Ideally, ONE share at the end with minimal cost.
The Democrats have been raising More and more money... as they lose elections. Yes, the Net result is down, but the individual take is far greater. Wait, what's that? Individual Democrats aren't making enough money? You have to help them and volunteer because they're outspent by corporate Republicans?
Well, see here's the thing. The corporations are catching on, and just cutting out the middle man. All their donations go to the ringleaders. Then of course the ringleaders claim there's just no money... that they're flat broke... that they can't possibly help the little guys who are up against the enemy... you get the idea.
If it was a heist movie, honestly, I'd be screaming that people should see the fucking twists coming after the 9th Sequel. Perhaps it's just my ridiculous anti-conspiracy theory.