Is it just me? Could it be "just me?" How can this happen?

I read an essay. I like a comment. I give it a thumbs up.

I'm the first one to do so.

And what do I see there in front of me? A little note that says, "Just you voted." And I feel lost and alone.

Why has no one else voted? Is this comment really stupid and I just haven't seen through it? Am I really stupid to have upped the thumb for it? Does the site owner think I'm an idiot and is giving me a little jab. "Yo, don't be an idiot. You're the only one who has voted for this. Didn't you ask yourself, 'Why am I the only one who has voted for this?' Maybe you should."

My insecurity grows by leaps and bounds. I keep looking over my shoulder as I read. My cats stare at me accusingly, then turn their heads in disdain. I am nothing. My delight at a comment is ridiculed, mocked, poked fun at. "Just you voted."

I am drowned in drafts of doom. With horrible thoughts am I hacked into hanks, pierced with the press of pointed, pinioned barbs.

Pardon me whilst I go drown myself in the bathtub.

(Hey! I thought to myself, "self, what this site needs is a little levity!" And self said, "Worry not, for this I can'st provide. I doth bequeath unto thee humour most terrible in its glory. And it pokes fun at a thing about the site that does, most actually, bother us just a jot." Why, this is just the ticket! I thought, and behold, it is published.)

You may'st now thank me, oh grateful throng!