Caitlins Cool To-Do List

I have a habit of batch processing a lot of my e-mail, letting it fester and then dealing with it. I especially do this with Caitlin, because I let my phone read it to me when I'm out doing stuff that takes little attention. So, on the 21th Caitlin Johnstone posted this funny yet gritty to do list which I thought would provide some entertainment for the assemblage here.

To-Do List
by Caitlin Johnstone

Laundry

Vacuum

Roar at sky

Get cat food

Get Pentagon de-funded

Win imaginary argument with God

Lose actual argument with God

Write some blog or something

Call parents

Find way to ruin Mike Pompeo's day

Do dishes

Burn motherfucker to ground

Discover new ways I've been fooling myself

Discover new ways I've been limiting myself

Discover new ways I haven't been loving myself

Vomit up primordial delusion-based conditioning

Become big pimpin' billionaire poet

Get rid of this annoying film over my perception which prohibits my ability to fully see things as the thunderously beautiful miracles I know they are in each and every moment and be constantly floored by pleasure and gratitude

Clean bathroom

Kill patriarchy

Create healthy world for my kids

Sweep

Cry

Let in pleasure

Create culture

Sing loudly

Listen deeply

Love bravely

Be impaled by presence

Be electrified by ordinariness

Be immolated by aliveness

Do something about fly screen

Mop

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She and I must be related, by which I mean, we're all related.

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enhydra lutris's picture

@Linda Wood

be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

And Kate.

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

be well and have a good one.

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

travelerxxx's picture

I have trouble when I see more than on missive from Caity in my inbox. I just can't wait very long before I have to read them. When she first started publishing, I got lucky and swerved into to her. Seems like a long time now.

Not sure she's published anything that I've disagreed with. Is that bad?

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@travelerxxx

much stuff that I save certain stuff to batch process when I've got a chunk of time I can set aside for that purpose.

be well and have a good one.

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --