We went to the park, and then we had ice cream, and then we rode ponies?
Now mama's got something she wants you to do for Her.
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
"Have you heard about that time Bill said "it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is,""
In all actuality, I'm looking forward to keeping the flag at full staff when either of these two self serving creatures bites the dust. I'll also take great pleasure in pissing on their graves.
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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
"Have you heard about that time Bill said "it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is,""
In all actuality, I'm looking forward to keeping the flag at full staff when either of these two self serving creatures bites the dust. I'll also take great pleasure in pissing on their graves.
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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
But don't worry, this will not be a Me Too moment, as I do this all the time with men to get my way. Just remember, the privilege of touching my knee means you have to do exactly what I say...capiche?
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"Joe!"
"Further down...."
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
Would that be the bat cave.
Eewww.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Do you remember that, Joe?
We went to the park, and then we had ice cream, and then we rode ponies?
Now mama's got something she wants you to do for Her.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Can you believe our luck?
The dumbass electorate still think they’re in the club! I can’t stop laughing!!
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
"Amercans are so gullible Joe".
"We'll tell them how progressive we are".
"Have you heard about that time Bill said "it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is,""
In all actuality, I'm looking forward to keeping the flag at full staff when either of these two self serving creatures bites the dust. I'll also take great pleasure in pissing on their graves.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
I'll join you.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
"Dumb and Dumber"
Alternate;
"what? me worry?"
I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.
Coming this November
from Dalt Wisney studios.
Shady and the Tramp.
I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
The Babylon Bee satirical
site had a headline “Obama: ‘Joe Biden has touched us all.’”
Orwell: Where's the omelette?
"Joe,
convincing the masses we will help them when our intent is to kill them off is just crazy fun!"
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
"Who is going to tell them?
and when will we tell them that the plan all along was for me to be president? Should we wait until after the convention or before?"
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
Precisely.
Selected to be eminently disposable.
Thank you SNDG
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"Meet your future president who just endorsed her placeholder."
(I wish I could claim credit for that line, but it was posted on FB by a friend and my wife sent it to me. I'm not on FB.)
It takes one
to know one.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering...?"
"Well I think so, but how are we going to...to...y'know, the th-NARF!-ing?"
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
*piano chord*
"Paaarties Jeffrey Epstein threw..."
"...legislation we snuck through..."
"...Friday nights with the Saudis tooooo..."
"...voters kept without a clue..."
"...THOSE WERE THE DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYS!!!"
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
Can you believe it?
We screwed Bernie....Twice!! Is this a great country or what?
I see your hand on my knee Joe
But don't worry, this will not be a Me Too moment, as I do this all the time with men to get my way. Just remember, the privilege of touching my knee means you have to do exactly what I say...capiche?
Well done is better than well said-Ben Franklin
Boxers or briefs?
Which one are you asking that question of?
LOL!!!
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
I guess Hillary is salaciously asking Biden.
But could work the other way.
Hey Joe, do you believe that Bernie never caught on
to our secret campaign plant Jeff Weaver? Hilarious!
"Without the right to offend, freedom of speech does not exist." Taslima Nasrin
And they wore...
Pink pussy hats on their heads.