Essay Title Contest
Submitted by snoopydawg on Thu, 08/22/2019 - 11:12pm
Joe Biden thanks his longfriend timefriend who's a friend and has been a friend in and out of public life. pic.twitter.com/EoUWZeW0an
— Florian (@BetaODork) August 22, 2019
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Sadly there is more
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
@snoopydawg It's worth noting that
It's worth noting that all of the videos are Biden with his new face. One of the side-effects of general anesthesia is postoperative cognitive decline. It's more prevalent among the elderly, and sometimes it's long-lasting or even permanent. Biden was always kind of flaky, but this is different.
Lurking in the wings is Hillary, like some terrifying bat hanging by her feet in a cavern below the DNC. A bat with theropod instincts. -- Fred Reed https://tinyurl.com/vgvuhcl
Biden vs Trump
Can't say I have a title for this. It's sad, really. If this Biden guy ends up on a debate stage with Trump, he's going to make Trump look like Churchill.
It would be embarrassing to debate him. Probably the best thing Trump could do it to have pity on him and not actually "debate" him at all. Trump should just let Biden babble on, then state his own position. Don't even answer him. Being the savvy showman, Trump could constantly ask Biden if he can get him some water, or something ... maybe walk over to his podium every few minutes and put his arm around him.
Really hard to believe the Democrats are pushing Biden. It's clear to damn near everyone that he needs to hang it up. Trump doesn't even need to get out of bed to beat him.
Going to make Trump look like Churchill.
Judging by 2016, that would fit in just fine with the plan of the altneoliberalcons. More tax cuts for Paul Pelosi and Richard Blum! (Obama's tax cuts for the wealthy weren't nearly enough.)
IMO, Kerry made Bush look like Churchill during the debates and that was a feat, too. Kerry kept interrupting himself mid-sentence to explain and qualify and re-qualify and then interrupt himself again. I tried to keep track to see if he could ever finish a sentence, but my mind and soul went numb. And then, there was Gore, over-emoting, invading Bush's personal space, moaning and sighing. Geebus. They would have thrown him off the stage in a fifth grade debate. Or class play. Either one.
Most people would have strained under the effort of making little Georgie look like the more intelligible, classier candidate, but Kerry and Gore made it look easy. I don't believe that they were trying to lose, but, wow.
Oh, yeah, a title. (ADD strikes again.)
Sorry, I'm no good at all at things like that, although I love laughing at the good ones. Biden's public melt down is just sad, though, and his groping videos are cringe-making. He so should have quit gracefully at VP.
That he is polling at the top is evidence, I think, of how badly the establishment wants him to be the nominee. Wealth did travel to the most wealthy at a faster rate during the Obama administration than any other time in human history. And, if he loses, he loses to Trump and more tax cuts. Another can't lose for winning, just like Hillary, Obama and Willam Greenspan Clinton.
Vote Joe: more of the same, same, same, same, same
same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same same, same, same, same, same same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same same, same, same, same, same...
“ …and when we destroy nature, we diminish our capacity to sense the divine,and understand who God is, and what our own potential is and duties are as human beings.- RFK jr. 8/26/2024
Just Biden his time
Until the appointment
Gah
question everything
Hilarious Guardian headline
Joe Biden Inspires No One - Not Even His Own Wife
We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg
... unusual for The Guardian,
, which almost always is in the tank for the current Establishment shill, whether O'Bummer, Bye;Done, or The $hill Herself --
When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.
Bhaskar Sunkara does a regular column at The Guardian
More or less biweekly.
He's the founding editor of Jacobin.
Here's a link to his essays in the Guardian.
Biden's record skips...
...and no one bumped the turn table.
Bye-done is so bad. He can't open his mouth without sticking his foot in it...and that has been the case for years....perhaps for ever.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/26/joe-biden-is-the-h...
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
Democratic Candidates Losing Their Marbles? Is Bernie Next? nt
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
He's the best potential loser of the bunch
The DNC are not in this to win, obviously.
Float the least electable clownidate.
Yeah, that's the ticket to more of the same.
signed, not a believer
question everything
Crazeee Bernie
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/22/bernie-sanders-climate-policy/
With a critical mass of crazees.
Go Bernie! He *Must* Be Losing His Marbles.
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
He started by thanking his long friend, then his long-time
friend. Or was that first one a blip in the audio of the video?
Joe Bye-Done Represents at Def Poetry Slam! nt
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
Hello darkness my old...
...longfriend timefriend who's a friend and has been a friend in and out of public life.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
You win!
This is great...
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.