The 51st state will be..wait for it..Greenland!!
Our President has decided to offer his buddies, donors and boon companions the mother of all real estate opportunities for plunder. Never mind Puerto Rico, leave those ungrateful folks to their fate, whadaya mean you can't by your own bare hands dig your way out from under a Cat 5 hurricane--lazy bums!!
Greenland has a population of less than 100,000--one unfortunate accident can take out any opposition from them--and huugemongous opportunities for PROFIT!! We can't let the Chinese get there first!!
The BBC has a pretty good summary: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49416740
Greenland is at present an autonomous territory of Denmark and the Danes and Greenlanders both have said Not For Sale, but that's just a negotiating tactic, right? So Our President responded in kind--everyone else in the world assumed to be at his own vulgar level--by cancelling his state visit to Denmark, probably to the relief of the Danes, who can now avoid the expense of security and trying to scrape up a respectable crowd.
Denmark is a small country, so OF COURSE they need the money Our Pres. is going to pretend to offer. Never mind that the Denmark is part of the about 2/3s of the rest of the world which has higher standards of living and better education and health care than we do.
About money, you say, you dippy hippy, Russian bot defeatist you, what does he plan to use for money, seeing as we no longer have any extra of that substance laying around? Who needs money when there are bankruptcy courts? T-Rump the Showman can promise anything he likes, let his successor pay for it.
All of the circumpolar and North Atlantic countries have vital strategic and other interests in the Arctic and North Atlantic oceans, such as maintaining sustainable fisheries, and Asian (and other) fishing fleets cannot be allowed to despoil fishing grounds, such as might still remain, but that is another reason why we need alliances with Russia and Scandinavian countries. But alliances are boring, require work and don't win elections. Buy Greenland! That is a Big Idea for America Great Again!!
So, MAGA turns out to be yet another neo-imperialism, rather than a call to rebuild from within.