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Submitted by EdMass on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 5:06pm

Bezos Launches Investigation Into Leaked Texts With Lauren Sanchez That Killed His Marriage

Yes, Trump.

The Amazon chief’s security consultants suspect the leak to the National Enquirer may have been politically motivated.

Jeff Bezos’ personal security team has launched an investigation into how his text messages ended up in The National Enquirer, and the inquiry is increasingly convinced that political motives are behind the disclosure.

The investigation is taking place independent of Amazon, and Bezos, the world’s richest man, is personally funding it. Investigators want to know who leaked the texts that publicly blew up Bezos’ marriage earlier this month by revealing, in lurid detail, his affair with Los Angeles news anchor Lauren Sanchez.

The leaked text messages contained flowery missives from Bezos such as “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight,” and “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

According to three people familiar with the probe, investigators initially explored the possibility that Bezos’ phone was hacked. But those sources say a digital forensic analysis turned up no evidence of a hack and the theory was quickly discounted.

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Submitted by QMS on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 5:34pm
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Watchya bet nobody feels sorry for the greedy vampire? Dime to a dollar he's going to have to suffer this one out all by his lonesome. His lover just made a killing. Talk about getting screwed! Boy howdy. BTW, why do we have to be exposed to bozos dirty underwear? Is this the price for paying mind to some celebrity worship cult?

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 7:05pm
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then you shouldn't have done it. Typical. Blame it on the person who told on you instead of accepting it on your actions.

Bezos though should have enough friends at the pentagon and NSA who can help him with that.

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Submitted by dkmich on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 7:13pm

When the split was announced, my thought was hope she takes him to the cleaners. Now I really mean it. It is nice to know that no matter how much money you have, sometimes it is just useless. Tell her with his eyes, mouth - what an ass to put something that hokey into writing.

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Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 7:19pm

suspicion that it was politically motivated.

When your ego is large enough, it's easier to believe you're the victim of a significant conspiracy involving people trying to thwart your exercise of power, rather than to believe that maybe, just maybe, on your way to piling up a 200,000,000,000 dollar fortune, you managed to make a few people here and there just totally hate your fucking guts.

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Submitted by Shahryar on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 7:31pm
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so Beelz-ebub-os is a sovereign nation!

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Submitted by EdMass on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 7:47pm
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@Shahryar

We here at C99 all have personal security. You should DM JtC. He'll fill you in.

You can trust me. I am a blogger on the Internet. No, really, you can trust me...

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Submitted by on the cusp on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 8:04pm

Against a private citizen?
That's a tell. I just thought he was a rich bastard. I hope he can 'splain to me the political aspect of his fuck fest outside marriage.
I am not interested in the sex per se, as it seems very Ned in the First Reader, but would really like to know how a non-politician thinks getting caught being an adulterer is in any size, shape, or form, political.
Being a divorce lawyer, this is maybe a defense I could use next week.

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 9:45pm

@on the cusp @on the cusp

anything from the Trump camp that portrays Bezos negatively would be politically-motivated. Didn't Mark Cuban once threaten to run against Trump? I've suspected for a while that Zuckerberg has political aspirations. Maybe Bezos is telling us something.

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Submitted by Roy Blakeley on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 10:24pm
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@on the cusp Trump hates the Washington Post. The National Enquirer and Trump have a long connection so ....

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Submitted by lizzyh7 on Fri, 02/01/2019 - 12:45pm

@Roy Blakeley who did it, right? They leaked on poor idiot Bezos to somehow help Trump? Yup, dastardly Russia strikes again! s/

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Submitted by Pricknick on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 8:29pm
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This site is better off without discussing the rich and foul.

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 9:48pm

@Pricknick

So much for posting about the President! Or a former President.

j/k

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 9:36pm

I wonder what she could possibly see in him.

(-;

But, seriously, folks, if I were the recipient of those texts, I'd be ill, as in gag me with a text.

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Submitted by dystopian on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 10:56pm
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@HenryAWallace @HenryAWallace I think Lauren Sanchez sees billions of reasons to love Bozos. It was just what she was looking for. I remember her when she showed up at Channel 13 in LA. I think her sister is the elected maybe State Representative. Lauren seems the gold digger... So this is pretty funny. Maybe the soon to be ex- Mrs. Bozos will take HotLips Jeff out of that number one position? I wish her luck.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Thu, 01/31/2019 - 11:43pm
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Seriously?

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Submitted by ggersh on Fri, 02/01/2019 - 8:24am
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as they tell us deplorables, spying is nothing to be afraid of
if you've done nothing wrong, sweet sweet Karma

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