I'm turning myself in

UPDATE: OK, I guess youse guys don't see snark when you see it?

When I was 12, I and 3 girls from the neighborhood went out to the woods behind our houses.

They took turns making out with me (kissing) and I with them. And everything was great, or so I thought. My white male privilege was at 11.

Of course, they all went home and told their mothers what they had done.

Regardless of 3 on 1, forever after, I was "that boy"

The shame is still with me 50 years later...

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earthling1's picture

about it, Ed
You'll never make the Supreme Court. You're too ornery, and honest.

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They all had a great time.

As an Eckhart Tolle fan . . . "don't be-mown the past or worry about the future . . . enjoy the now."

It's all good.

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Marilyn

"Make dirt, not war." eyo

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who has given their consent. You do see the difference between that and what Kavanaugh allegedly did right? If this is what this essay is about .....

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@snoopydawg

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@snoopydawg

True story though.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@snoopydawg Exactly my problem with lumping things like the Lewinsky affair in with things like Weinstein's casting couch with things like out-and-out rape...

The issue of consent, in fact a continuum of consent, is entirely erased in a world where the apotheosis of morality is "keep it in your pants."

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal
all the guys i went to junior high with -- myself included -- did things that would currently be considered "sexual assault" of one degree or another. it was a strange time. the sexual revolution had happened, women's liberation was in full swing, relatively speaking, but nobody had even started trying to work out what kind of information adolescents needed in order to understand what the new rules were.

though i'll note, i never heard of anything as egregious as what kavanaugh (who is a few years younger than me) has been accused of, in junior or senior high school. i don't doubt it was happening, but apparently those involved weren't sufficiently deluded as to think it was "okay".

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AGCC is happening.
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@UntimelyRippd
She wasn't believed either, and was defamed and derided while Clarence Thomas oozed onto the Supreme Court.

History repeats ad nauseam until people either "get it" and rise in revolt, or are crushed beneath the wheel.

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal And here's the thing: saying that rape is not the same as the Lewinsky thing is not the same as Weinstein's predatory crap is not saying that any of those things are good. It's important to maintain distinctions, however, and to understand WHY we think something is good or bad. "Keep it in your pants" implies that what's bad is sex.

2nd-wave feminism did great work on this, which has almost entirely been undone, occasionally by feminists.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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that sexual predator and robes are synonymous.

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