(No Nobel for Cheetolini): Trump scraps North Korea summit, warns Kim that military ready
I’m laughing over this only because in his mind, the Great Orange Menace probably already had a place picked out where it could be displayed for all the world to see.
Trump scraps North Korea summit, warns Kim that military ready
U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday called off a historic summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un scheduled for next month, citing Pyongyang's "open hostility," and warned that the U.S. military was ready in the event of any reckless acts by North Korea.
Trump wrote a letter to Kim to announce his abrupt withdrawal from what would have been a first-ever meeting between a serving U.S. president and a North Korean leader in Singapore on June 12.
"Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it would be inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting," Trump wrote. "Please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place."
Earlier on Thursday, North Korea had repeated its threat to pull out of the summit, which was intended to address concerns about its nuclear weapons program, and warned it was prepared for a nuclear showdown with Washington if necessary.
But Cheets might not be looking at the big picture. Look at things from Kim’s side. He’s hate, hate, HATED in his own country. By everyone. What are the chances that he could finally be deposed if he left now? It wouldn’t take much considering that he’s killed so many just because they ‘disrespected’ him. It’s even (supposedly) official policy that not only does his shit not stink, he and the family don’t shit at all.
'Kim Jong-un doesn’t poo': Crazy facts all North Korea MUST believe – or else
According to the secretive state, the Kim family is too perfect to need the toilet like the rest of us.
It’s a claim repeated in an official biography of the late leader Kim Jong-il and confirmed by North Korean concentration camp survivor Kang Chol-hwan.
In his memoir, the Aquariums of Pyongyang, Mr Kang writes: “[They] were perfect beings, untarnished by any base human function.
“I was convinced, as we all were, that neither of them urinated or defecated. Who could imagine such things of gods?”
Donny and Kimmy. Two of a kind. And they have the power to destroy us all.