Pssst: The REAL Reason Trump Rally Was Canceled !!!!!

Submitted by divineorder on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:04pm

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Credit: @DTrumpHair https://twitter.com/DTrumpHair

Donald Trump cancelled a planned rally at a University in Illinois yesterday, leaving police, protesters, and supporters to speculate as to the reason for the cancellation.

Trump’s campaign said security concerns after consulting with police (another signature lie) .


Others have speculated that Trump wanted to pump up his victim meme and never planned to show in this bastion of Democratic sentiment in the first place.

However, want to know the REAL reason for absence, a secret known only to several hundred twitterist followers of Irvine Welsh, but now it is being spread to
(by?) many cany progressives?

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Submitted by divineorder on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:14pm
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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Submitted by JtC on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:20pm

that he also, too, lost his cowbell the night before. He needs that cowbell to ring in the cows.

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Submitted by divineorder on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:27pm
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(Hope you are hanging in through all the expansion!)

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Submitted by JtC on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:29pm

it's testing my endurance though. Hope you and Jb are well.

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Submitted by divineorder on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:48pm
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We got back from Costa Rica to some wonderful rain, but with an accompanying explosion of mold. Sniffling and sneezing ain'f that much fun....

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Submitted by bluezen on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 12:40pm

lol!

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Submitted by eyo on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 1:05pm

Thanks divineorder. A hat tip to Sweden for making this page. 98 million Trumps and counting keep laughing world.
TrumpDonald have a blast.

Rare John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Hair Peace (With Sound)

See what they did there Wink

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Submitted by divineorder on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 1:17pm
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Thanks, eyo!

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Submitted by mimi on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 2:01pm
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Submitted by gulfgal98 on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 2:29pm
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That picture reminds me of a true story back when I worked for the city. We had a secretary who had previously worked for the city transit system. The man who was the head of it was an arrogant peacock of a guy who wore his hair in what I described as southern Baptist preacher style, all bouffant and hair sprayed. Our secretary hated working for this guy and jumped at the first opening elsewhere in the city, which happened to be in our department.

She told us of how her former boss was so vain about his hair that one day when the wind was blowing hard, he walked from the parking lot to the office backwards in order to keep the wind from blowing his hair the wrong way! Too funny. Lol

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Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy