SpongeBob SquarePants to Star in New Duck and Cover Movie
Following the impressively brave back and forth between the Dear Leaders of North Korea and Amerika the Great, and the Red Alert announcement by the head of the United Nations warning about nuclear war, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has announced a presentation to prepare the public and government for surviving a nuclear bomb attack.
“Public Health Response to a Nuclear Detonation”
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
1:00 p.m. – 2:00 p.m. (ET)
Global Communications Center (Building 19)
Alexander D. Langmuir Auditorium
Roybal Campus"
https://www.cdc.gov/cdcgrandrounds/archives/2018/January2018.htm
Not mentioned but rumored to be part of the CDC effort is an updated version of the original Duck and Cover movie issued in 1951 starring Bert the Turtle. Due to his universal appeal, Spongbob SquarePants is said to be in line to star in this new version, with various Hollywood stars, including Morgan Freeman and James Woods in cameos throughout the film.
The CDC's statement, while indicating that a nuclear bomb attack on American soil is "unlikely", focuses on the strategy that "planning and preparation can lessen deaths and illness."
This is just the latest example, along with our unanimously elected President Trump's threats to nuke North Korea, of the lengths the U.S. government will pursue to keep most of the American people from dying in a nuclear holocaust while it's pursues world hegemony.
The American people can be assured they will be just as safe under school desks and dining tables in 2017 as they were in 1951 when Bert the Turtle trained the public to say, "Duck and Cover". SpongeBob SquarePants is the perfect successor to Bert, who sadly succumbed to radiation exposure in 1973.
Let the war begin! Americans will be prepared.
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Actually the CDC presentation is factual.
Here we are 66 years after Duck and Cover dealing with the same bullshit. And what gets me is the manufacture and use of nuclear weapons is illegal under international law because they cause extreme collateral damage to civilians. There can be no use of a nuke without causing "unnecessary" deaths and damage. The threats by Kim and Trump are actually illegal, they should both be arrested as war criminals right now. But even the U.N. won't touch that, it's complete madness.
Bob is a sponge
and lives underwater, he's got a slight advantage there.
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
I heard Sessions
wants a remake of "Reefer Madness" right away.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
All part of making America great again.
I still think he get Keebler every time.
Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.
Have you seen the musical version?
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore
Thanks, either I was clueless or missed it when it came out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reefer_Madness_(musical)
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
Sessions
Sessions suffers from the only reefer madness I know of.....
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
I'm not wasting my time.
Seeing how there is no such critter as sponge bob or limited nuclear war, I think I'll give a fuck about helping my fellow human.
We (many of us) will be underwater in the next generation so those that are can say "Hi" to bob.
And even a limited nuclear war will give mother earth everything she needs to eradicate all mammals.
Can you say "Global Warming"?
I knew you could.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
I could be wrong
but I think it's called a "nuclear winter".
We can argue about then.
Maybe.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
You're not wrong.
It also wasn't that long ago that more than a few scientist predicted a return of the ice age.
A quickened ice age or warming spells demise.
No time to acclimate or evolve.
With the exception of all of the beautiful creatures besides humans, good riddance.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Now let’s describe what would happen if there was a nuclear war.
Click here for the whole enchilada from democracynow 2003. Imagine the sponge doing Dr. Helen Caldicott's classic "bombing run" speech, that would be good.
gee thanks
Life changing speech for anyone who ever heard it.
Quite a courageous Doctor and activist, here's here wikipedia : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Caldicott
We heard Dr. Caldicott speak in Austin back in the day. Seems like our Beyond War chapter invited her but can't remember.
One of the takeaways from her talk that has never left me was that far too many Americans were rendered actionless because of Psychic Numbing from the knowledge of all the fail.
We 'like' her Facebook Page where she posts all manner of good lefty links:
https://www.facebook.com/helen.m.caldicott
She's also a twitter user:
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
Helen Caldicott
has been an embarrassment to informed people on the left for more than a generation.
If a country plans to destroy as much of a city as possible a warhead will be an airburst. The fireball will not touch the ground. It is the irradiation of ground material that causes fallout. There would be very little fallout from an airburst. A series of airbursts could start major fires.
A groundburst makes sense if you want to destroy a hardened target. A groundburst creates a great deal of fallout, but generally not widespread fires.
The number of nuclear weapons North Korea is likely to direct at the US could hit major cities and cause huge casualties. Nobody including the military knows how well ballistic missile defense will work. But the number launched is likely to be small. If the US retaliates do you think Russia or China will get an overwhelming urge for global suicide?
Let me be clear. I hate the direction the US is taking with nuclear weapons development. It is based on the assumption that a nuclear war against China or Russia could be limited to strikes on military targets and I don't believe it. But North Korea isn't China or Russia. It could in the relatively near future become an existential threat to South Korea and Japan, but the price it would pay would be terrible.
If Trump would shut up the threat would fade away.
One ICBM could erase Guam from the face of the ocean
Yes, that speech is a classic oldie. I was in my 20s when I heard the first version at Drake High School in Marin County, California. Bastion of wine-sipping liberals, woo! The part that traumatized me was the government film of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki aftermaths, with her describing in detail the medical stuff from a pediatrician's point of view. Watching skin fall of kids was not fun, people's hair and teeth fell out, gums bled, they died a terrible suffering death. Someone in the audience had a heart attack, and she had to stop while the ambulance came and took him away. He survived.
Her work is extremely important to me, even though it may seem hyperbolic sometimes that is what it takes to wake people up. Here she is on Reagan, I guess you know the story of Patti and the meeting she arranged. It turned out pretty well I think:
Clearly hyperbole is not enough. I am not piling on more of her words to irritate, sorry if they grate your nerves. I am for worldwide Nuclear Disarmament. ND, the semaphore signal combination that makes up the peace symbol. I want it.
"War Is Over! (If You Want It)," - IMAGINE PEACE
Her descriptions of
Hiroshima and Nagasaki are accurate and should be horrifying enough for anybody. She has done a great deal of good work.
A significant part of my work involved debating people who believe the US should develop a counterforce strategy so we can threaten to use, and if necessary actually use, nuclear weapons. You can't debate these people with hyperbole. They know perfectly well each side could set off hundreds of nuclear weapons without destroying the world. I wish they knew those same weapons targeted differently could certainly come close to destroying humanity. (Actually, they do know it. They just don't believe anybody would do it. They place a high value on rationality in the midst of nuclear war as command and control systems are disrupted.) The problem with their argument is once it starts, where does it stop? In their version of reality it stops when we win. I believe they are delusional.
Once, when I was especially discouraged doing research in the area when the dominant school of thought was to improve war fighting I talked to an older friend with a distinguished record in WWII who devoted the rest of his life to providing solid, accurate information on which to build peace. I talked about giving up. He told me "You can't abandon the field of nuclear strategy to people who, when discussing the subject, get that gleam in their eye.
Believe me, accurate information, which Dr. Caldicott often uses, is horrifying enough. It doesn't need to be embellished. And it opens the way to a policy debate rather than an argument over ideology.
Oh. My. Gawd.
The Bert video is hilarious but in a scary way. How many here grew up with this movie? The tone of the narration is even more scary. Poor lil Tony. He survived the explosions only to die from radiation as eyo describes above. Sounds like a hideous way to die and I can't believe that we continued to build more of them after seeing what happened in Hiroshima and the other city that got to be the testing ground for our new toy. Sociopaths gave that order and other ones dropped the bombs.
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
And people wonder why so many boomers are
All that chewing gum under there still gives me
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
Heh. Picture this....
The first time I went to the former USSR back in the 80's on a citizen's exchange track II diplomacy trip I often found myself in tears after meeting people there who frankly did not want to see me or mine nuked. Only think I could think was that I had had all these subconscious fears built up from my youngest memories including 'duck and cover days' in elementary school, that came welling up....
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
So that's what happened to boomers
Yeah I can see how that would fuck one up. I'd like to know how people lived with the threat of constant annihilation hanging over you. This was over by the time I started school, thank the Ceiling Cat.
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
Yes, right after prayer.
I remember that.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
Thanks, man. Have to wonder if this is some sort of passive
aggressive push back by the CDC to the anti-science DT admin it is so out there.
Want to rec to all to go have a look a the Civil Defense wiki entry.
History is well worth a read imo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_defense
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
And what would they give out? iodine pills?
Worst case (at least after not being vaporized)----take anti-oxidants? I had lab exposure to 32P in milliCurie amounts. Just the idea made me nauseous. But the half-life is only 14 days. Plenty of shoes went into the closet.
Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.
I found these pictures on the CD site
Maybe if enough people understand the devastation that nuclear weapons bring then they might stop saying that Trump has a right to nuke North Korea. I'm seeing this type of comment on my local website. Gawd I wish I had the money to move back to California.
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
e've already done the most important thing
we didn't elect a kill crazy Lovecraftian horror who has a Russia obcession. And thank gods I don't believe in that England isn't crazy enough to let Theresa May start it herself.
On to Biden since 1973
A number of people at Zero Hedge
are positing a false flag event to cover for a major strike on North Korea.
Sadly, it has to be considered due to past events.
Cannon fodder r us.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
I wouldn't put it pass them to do this
They seem to work every damn time.
This happened today at the UN meeting.
The U.S. Wanted to Discuss Iran. Russia Brought Up Black Lives Matter.
First Haley got a talking to about UN Security Council protocol.
The Iranian ambassador did not take her false concerns for his country sitting down.
Is this a face palm by the ambassador?
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
If anyone is interested in the UN meeting
There is better information here. Oh to be a fly on the wall. I'd love to see how Haley reacted to this.
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
I'm sure
John Hardon Bolton would be proud of Haley.
What a can't.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
" In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy "
We'll meet again,
Don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again
Some sunny day.
Keep smiling through,
Just like you always do,
'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away.
So will you please say hello
To the folks that I know,
Tell them I won't be long.
They'll be happy to know
That as you saw me go,
I was singing this song
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
Oh dear