Good News Everyone! (DMW TOP Salvage)
Submitted by detroitmechworks on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 12:48am(Originally Posted Dec 11, 2014)
As of today, you still cannot legally be sold into slavery. (Except, of course, as a punishment for a crime. Which nobody's going to really do. They WILL pay you convict labor rates, a growing and vital part of our economy!)
As of today, you still will have a pension. (Admittedly, LESS than you did yesterday. But think of all those poor people who don't get any, and realize that you're better off!)

