Trump is getting smarter! Sends Bolt-on to Mongolia
I'm on fire, folks, ignited by Tulsi. She is political Thermite. Her directness powers through all opposition. We have witnessed her total destruction of Tim "Flying Taliban" Ryan. More to come. Killary knows after watching Tulsi speak in public that Hillary will decompose into the latent pile of shit which she is.
So, gentles, here is a video from the Duran. Some of you scoff: Conservatives! pejoratively. To which I say, cast your ideological millstones aside, if you can, and listen to what they say here.
Here is a unique video because I agree with EVERY word:
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BquepIJo-rI]
This video has everything: bombast, hubris, gross stupidity and tone-deafness so severe than 10 audiologists could not repair!
For starters, here is a tweet by cowardly phony Wesquiw, erstwhile known as Pocahontas.
Please forgive my delay in resumption of typing because I was laughing so hard. No, Liz, we should squander our money bombing the crap out of brown and black people over the world. Ruthless dictator like Xi Jinping? Oh, wrong dictator. We should instead use the same "principled diplomacy" with which the UN commended our intervention into the former Yugoslavia. Very humanitarian military adventure. The death toll from that, dear Lizzy, was only in the tens of thousands. This derring-do has been eclipsed by ousting horrible dictator M. Ghaddafi in order to produce slavery back into North Africa. Yay, HRC!
Second exhibit comes from Da Nang Dick Blumenthal, whose bravery has been matched only by Hillary's dodging Bosnian sniper fire.
Da Nang Dick is a dick. His hubris is matched by his stupidity The bloated unreality of Blumenthal is his exaggerated self-opinion. Dick would recognize a strategy it was suffocating him in one. He has an idee fixe: RussiaRussiaRussia. Flower head (blumenkopf) has no clue as to what Trump and Kim are doing. Absolutely none.
But, ladies and gentle men, more fun in store in this video. You can watch, without additional fee, Rep. Tim "Flying Taliban" Ryan trying to impress somebody--anybody--that he isn't really as stupid and blood-thirsty as he really is. But I won't spoil your fun folks. Just grab your popcorn or your MaryJane and watch the show. Confession: my guilty pleasure, I really enjoy the combination of MaryJane followed by watching political videos. They make me smile--never trust a smiling alligator.
Here is the best news yet. Trump is wising up that people around him do not wish him well. Examples include John Warfever Bolt-on. Trump has wisely delegated the flaming mustache to Mongolia, where it is hoped he will find long-term residence. A good follow-on next move would be to have Pompous Mike lead a trade delegation to Bora Bora (or Tora Bora). After a good thermobaric Tora Bora cocktail, some light might penetrate Pompous Mike's thickened cranium.
Gina Haspell should be sent to explore for undead mallard ducks in, say, Antarctica. She would be ineligible to return to the U.S. unless she brought back at least one undead duck.
Yes, sir, yes, ma'am. I am on fire.
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MYing0LiG4]
Play this loud!

Comments
Leave those poor Mongolians alone
What did Mongolia ever do to us, that we would wish John Bolton on them?
They're just minding their own business, like they always do, when all of a sudden here comes a bloodthirsty wild-eyed doofus with a mustache.
(Maybe it's long-delayed karma from the Mongol Empire days, but boy, I wouldn't wish Bolton on anybody. Except maybe the Clintons. Did I just compare Bill and Hillary to the Mongol Hordes?)
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Why, yes, Centaurea, you did--and good on you
is now taking the entrance exam for Ulanbaatar U. where he can learn how to make yak stew and drink camel dung coffee. The particulate impurities in such coffee, will be swept away from his pristine mouth by the ornamental shrub living on his upper lip (or as we doctor types say: philtrum).
Nero and Agrippina
How about Nero and Agrippina?
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
Mongols
Maybe Trump is hoping Bolt-on will attempt a solo foot crossing of the Taklimakan Desert.
To ask you your very own question, what did the Mongol Hordes ever do to you?
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
The Mongols did nothing to me
The Mongolians had their imperialist centuries in the sun. Their empire spread far and wide, they terrorized the known (to them) world, and I'm sure they thought it would go on forever -- right up to the point when the factions in the Khan clans turned their aggression against each other. Now they're just regular human beings.
Americans have been raised to believe that the exceptionalist US empire, which can only do good things because god shed his grace on thee, will last forever and ever, world without end, amen.
Oops.
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Thank you, centaurea, for your vision of post-empire America
Some day, hopefully soon, we can stop trying to be the rest of the world as hostage stepson or stepdaughter.
What goes around, comes around,
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
Tulsi Gabbard: SCSI
Still Capitalist. Still Imperialist. Her election will change nothing.
Modern education is little more than toeing the line for the capitalist pigs.
Guerrilla Liberalism won't liberate the US or the world from the iron fist of capital.
Maybe he went there for the Mongolian Beef?
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This is just the beginning
wait! wot?
you're on fire? and no pointer sisters? tsk, tsk.
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I am embarrassed by my oversight
dayum, it's a good tune...
and they do it proud. mmmm, mmmm.