So Now We Can Guess What That Lynch/Clinton Meeting Was About

Hey Loretta I just wanted to stop for a minute to talk to you about how we can protect you so you don't get all caught up in this email nonsense.

Our people have told us that the FBI is ready with their report, they just need to interview Hillary and the party needs to finalize this process ASAP (unknown to Loretta Bill heard from his sources the day before and knows they are going to rap her on the knuckles a bit but will not be recommending prosecution).

I would hate to see you damage your brilliant career with something that is not your fault. You know how much Hillary and I love you and want to protect you so here is an idea I would like to float by you.

Hillary is willing to accept whatever the FBI deems appropriate and will not fight it, she respects the rule of law. I think it would be really helpful for your career if you were to come out publicly and say that you will pass along the FBI recommendation for prosecution without changing it, in essence extracting you from this entire mess.

BTW - How are the grand kids, do any of them play golf? Here are a couple of sleeves of balls for them

(This is a satirical work of fiction, or not)

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tapu dali's picture

Nice grandkids ya got there, Loretta.

Be a shame if ...

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There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.

tapu dali's picture

was about grandkids ...

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There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.

MsGrin's picture

And here's a newsflash - it was a SHERIFF's star rather than a Star of David - I see:

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'What we are left with is an agency mandated to ensure transparency and disclosure that is actually working to keep the public in the dark' - Ann M. Ravel, former FEC member

edg's picture

How can Hillary Clinton keep America safe when she can't even protect email?

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Bollox Ref's picture

Especially at 3 am. Point and click mice are beyond her, apparently. Negotiating 'Line 4' might be asking too much.

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

riverlover's picture

or even be trusted to drive a car. Is this the sort of leader we want or deserve?

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

$Hillary isn't the leader we want, but as a nation, she might well be the leader we deserve. So might Drumpf. We the People have let so many vile things pass with barely a murmur of protest that our lack of outraged response indicated compliance and acceptance to those transgressing against us.

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