So Now We Can Guess What That Lynch/Clinton Meeting Was About
Hey Loretta I just wanted to stop for a minute to talk to you about how we can protect you so you don't get all caught up in this email nonsense.
Our people have told us that the FBI is ready with their report, they just need to interview Hillary and the party needs to finalize this process ASAP (unknown to Loretta Bill heard from his sources the day before and knows they are going to rap her on the knuckles a bit but will not be recommending prosecution).
I would hate to see you damage your brilliant career with something that is not your fault. You know how much Hillary and I love you and want to protect you so here is an idea I would like to float by you.
Hillary is willing to accept whatever the FBI deems appropriate and will not fight it, she respects the rule of law. I think it would be really helpful for your career if you were to come out publicly and say that you will pass along the FBI recommendation for prosecution without changing it, in essence extracting you from this entire mess.
BTW - How are the grand kids, do any of them play golf? Here are a couple of sleeves of balls for them
(This is a satirical work of fiction, or not)