Before I sink beneath the ripples tonight, my creative juices (and digestive ones, always) were coursing through my veins. This of course bypasses the brain. But whatever.

Note: anyone expecting polite, considerate prose has exited the train at the wrong station.

Many of you are, probably correctly, assessing that my own brain left the station long ago and hasn't returned. But how can one attend to politics and realize that were are helplessly trapped in a malign shitshow. We didn't think it would turn out that way when we bought our tickets (= paying tax, excise, withholding, fees). So even though electrodes are implanted in our theater seats, into which we are safely strapped, we laugh while riddled with pain. Oh, please throw more shit my way, please!

Turn about is fair play, or so they say. In politics, there is never fair play. But, while I can, I will resort to this schadenfreude: Nervous Nancy drawn and quartered, figuratively.

This is a good four-way pull.
Right arm: pulled on by El Trumpo
Left arm: tugged by the Squad and the other RadDems
Left leg: Paul Pelosi and Ukranian armament factory entanglements
Right leg: Impeachment

Brief comment about left arm: Paul Pelosi's involvement in an Ukranian energy company, like Biden's beaming scion. This is coming out on alternative and some conservative outlets. Nervous Nancy's Ukranian arms involvement: check out George Webb's YouTube. Side note: guess who made a bundle from her share of profits stemming from the Maidan coup?

IMPEACHMENT

Quoting noted computer analyst Paul Combetta, this is truly an "oh shit". [Any who understand this reference, please contact me for your certificated Political Junkie Award, with Oak Leaf Cluster.]

Well, Nancy, this is what happens when you are in charge of two groups of children. One group is all in for the green. The other is traveling to Planet Zorch. How to placate two different clans? Actually more congress critters are at the payoff trough, but the extraterrestrials in the Space X brigade are aiming for targets which mortals have yet to discern.

Personalities aside, the impeachment finger trap is modeled after the Chinese Finger Trap:

The harder one pulls the trap off the finger, the tighter it squeezes.

Yes on Impeachment

This will unite the Dim core, which has been infected with Trump Derangement Syndrome. A rallying cry, followed by Jean d'Arc, portrayed by Nancy P., carrying the banner into battle against the determined and growing Trump following. She bravely charges forward against the slings and arrows Clan Orange continuously launch. Saint Nancy will be hallowed in the Democrat Hall of Fame, for the remaining two years of its existence. Courage charging a stronger enemy head-on, like the Light Brigade.

Any Dem who thinks that the majority wants an impeachment trial is fucking nuts. That is the type of thinking that got Killary nominated the first time. Figuratively, and perhaps literally as well, this nation will be torn asunder--whether violently or not. Who profits from civil war? Can you spell M.I.C.?

The general public, of which at least 2/3rds are not Democrats, does not want this. The blow back (to use the popular phrase) will destroy the Party, destroy as in vaporize. Nervous Saint Nancy knows this. But her base is screaming for blood.

Beware, the madness of crowds.

As of November, 2020, the Democrat party will be placed on the endangered species list. That is, if impeachment occurs.

No impeachment

In reality, this is what Nervous N. is trying to do. She, like Theresa May, mouths the words "impeach 45" as convincingly as Theresa fought for Brexit. As stated above: a real impeachment will be political suicide for the entire of Democrat party (sans Tulsi--separate essay coming). Nancy doesn't want to be the last Dem Speaker of the House. Too many perks, eh Paul?

What is on the menu in a real impeachment:

1. El Trumpo is entitled to appear in the House, or not.
2. Trump's law team is allowed to attend
3. Complainants supporting impeachment are subject to cross-=examination--under oath.
4. Evidence (remember that concept?) is required
5. All congress critters are on record for supporting impeachment or not.

This is why the kabuki "Trump impeachment inquiry". Nancy can call this farce whatever she desires but it ain't nothing other than a Schiff-Nadler vaudeville act--you know, the Long and Short comedy Act. Hint to Adam and Jerry: Vaudeville is dead.

Digression: Adam Schiff's dramatic reading to his House Unintelligence Committee did attract widespread critical attention. I don't have to remind you more than seven more times.

When be comes apparent to the Travelers to Zorch that Nancy is not playing the Squad game, they will rocket back to earth (in their non-polluting space vehicle), to remind the coach who is really in charge.

Summary:

Saint Nancy is going to earn her Canonization if she can appease the pro-Zorchians and Corprocrats thus keeping the Democratic Party alive.

After thought:

Dems, you have enraged an Orange Beast. Here's one Orange Beast to consider. You asked for it Nancy:

Pet the Tiger

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