Overnight Caption Contest XV

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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This is the winner, absolutely perfect. Hope it hits teh Twitter.

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The smaller the mind the greater the conceit. --Aesop

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it really should!

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There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.

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....... because fuck this shit!

Diablo

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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inactive account

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage

Literally.

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(s)Hillary speaking: Now remember your families safe only if you keep playing along. We just had an unfortunate loss in the DNC, let's keep that number down shall we.

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When I was a kid, Republicans used to red scare people, now it's the Democrats. I am getting too damn old for this crap!

You broke my heart Freddo I mean Bernie.

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You broke my heart Freddo I mean Bernie.

"But he's still [our] brother....." -- M.Corleone

Jill Stein 2016 -- because fuck this shit!

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

...making Brutus seem loyal by comparison.

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Kissing her.

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

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If you call yourself a donkey, or you call yourself an elephant,

Do US all a favor and just call yourself, "Irrelevant".

The game is fixed, through bankster's tricks and anyone,

With half-a-knows, can tell just by the smelluvit.

But, Filp it here and Flop it there,

Flip a coin, for all you care.

It is your game, you bought and sold it

and we are here to see you fold it.

So... move along, you are nothing to see,

Just pandering, lies and Hillary.

But? Oh my God, could that be Bill? Blocking the polls for his wife,

The Crook?

Remember folks, these are the Clintons and when it comes to corruption?

They wrote the book.

So, bring your crackers to the polls and look for Bill on one of his strolls.

And vote for Hillary, it's the "RIGHT THING" to do,

She's all full of beans: a Republican Shrew...

"RIGHT" there while she's troughing, Republican stew.

She's so packed full of beans, she's been rendered quite

Speechless...

While she's banking on Wall Street and their feast filled with

Leechness...

Speaking of Leeches and Clintons and Speeches,

How 'bout all those emails and security breaches?

I'm sure they mean nothing, now they are lost

And I'm sure we are safe to survive all the cost...

Now that the evidence and Truth have been tossed.

But, we should be afraid, because, while the Clintons

aren't "Social" and they aren't into "Isms", they are

into crime and political Schisms. So we should care quite a bit

About their criminal behavior, as, although she's a woman,

She's not quite a "Savior".

Despite quite a few with present dents in their head, that think?

A criminal corruption, for "President" instead.

So, it's Hillary Clinton, now hangin' with Chad and voter suppression,

The new DNC fad.

After all, who needs a fair election?

In the presence of a Clinton that can't phallus erection.

After all, it's just part, of the Big Banker Game:

Queen Clinton - now - Bush League and more-of-the-same.

So, "Cut it out" and "Tone it down"

I'm Hillary Clinton, the Big Banker's Clown.

An Arkansas cracker of criminal renown and heel wearing flip-flops

And a big phony crown.

Senator Sanders, We The People, Abe Lincoln’s Greenback Dollar. Investigate and Jail the Criminal Bankers and their corrupted, playmate politicians 2016.

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Hey old man your in my way

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I don't provide lube. Bring your own.

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Vowing To Oppose Everything Trump Attempts.

1. At least I can smile at Jane while I have to pretend to hug this scheming, lying, #### oligarch.

2. I wonder if she actually understands anything i just said she understands.

3. Wow, it's possible to put that much wishful thinking into one of my speeches.

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