I want Hillary to run for President in 2020! Yeah, seriously!
If blasphemy was possible on a secular website, inhabited mainly by Bitter Berners, this would be a cardinal sin. My excommunication from the congregation may be vitiated by the following explanation.
In a recent diatribe, about deflection, comment was made about the reflection of a reflection showing nothing but the reflected reflections. This raised very existential thoughts, which overwhelmed my reptilian brain. My basic thought pattern is "eat when you're hungry, then sleep till the next time you're hungry". This has always made a lot of sense to me because the idea of having a J.O.B. is very abhorrent. Keeping schedules, doing productive work, getting paid, paying taxes, etc. has always seemed like a monumental waste of time. I am very happy in my Swamp and deeply resent it when some critters, which are inedible, try to intrude upon my place of repose.
One such critter, known to many as the Clinton Creature, keeps trying to impinge upon my territory by bringing a whole entourage of equally indigestible companions with her to befoul the waters. Lady, if anybody is going to foul the waters, it's gonna be me.
But the CC has no equal in terms of foulness. I, utilizing all 30,000 of my neurons, have come across an ingenious plan. It is no less than eliminating the CC from my Swamp and from all other Swamps. This plan takes both foresight and a knowledge of history. A sub-variety of home sap, known as Democrats, have very little of both, giving me the upper paw in carrying out my plan. Now, c99ers, please do not reject this plan a priori because as alligators go, I am one of the smarter ones. Want proof? I am not a Democrat.
Many of this community, at least those of you who have not deigned to dive into the swamp, would think that such an accomplishment difficult, if not impossible. But, no! Like judo, one takes advantage of the opponent's moves to destabilize and weaken the opponent. We have seen the lifestyle of the CC up close and far too personal; but we have learned her limited repertoire of moves.
The mirror analogy: nothing reflecting nothing or a tidy waste of photons. But the following elucidation of the image posted in the above-mentioned article, reveals the true nature of the reflectant (a word that I just made up):
Aware of her insatiable lust for power, and whatever else she can grab on the side, it should be apparent to all those who observe, that the CC is preparing for another charge at the Presidency. She has many acolytes ready, willing, and able to do her bidding:
Yet the faithful do not seem to grasp the realities of a stellar (choke!) candidate's performance in the field of battle.
Her brave rallying cry "I'm not Trump" energized at least a third of the Democratic base to vote for her. The other two-thirds were not so enthused but a few of them did fall in line. This led many on to Greener pastures or remain in the comfort of their foreclosed homes. The wayward have not yet returned to the flock (see illustration above). It is also evident that True-Blue-Democrats have not learned to count higher than 3. Here is a rudimentary math lesson for them:
Please do not discount the efforts of the following medical team to resuscitate the CC. Their talents are well-known: from the sandbars of southern Florida comes chief conspirator, Debbie Deplorable. From the steamy jungles comes Donna Brazile-nut. A newcomer to the repair team is Tom "everything is gonna be okay" Perez. They have labored mightily to revive the CC, although the results are still incomplete. In doctor talk, the prognosis is guarded. Signs of life are being detected from the corpus unmortis. Rumors are that she limped to the starting line in the race for Mayor of Gotham but collapsed before the arrival. Darn!
We do have an updated report of the physical rehabilitation work in progress, brought to us by CNN:
THE SERIOUS PART
Why do I want Medusa to run again is quite simple. She wasted $1,400,000,000 of donor money in her colossal losing effort. These banker-types, seeing no likely return on investment, would be most unlikely to shell out more bucks on a loser like Medusa. Of course, George Soros could front her the billion (pocket change for that Nazi-lover). I doubt that many big donors are going to go all in--or even partway in for her next effort. This means that her next campaign will be underfunded compared to 2016, a campaign which still lost miserably.
The HillBots do not know how to deal well with disagreement (although Claire McCaskill is learning how to beg from Berniecrats--good luck with that). The non-Hillary voters are sexist, racist, fascist, homophobic, Bros and chicks looking for guys. Words of endearment applied to all not in her sphere of influence--a sphere which is rapidly atrophying.
Medusa is now LESS POPULAR than Trump--can you believe that! So the second worst candidate for President has now become the worst candidate for President (as if most of us didn't already know). Any remaining Democrats with least bit of progressivism/New Dealism will absolutely resist (rhymes with persist) the Evil Queen gaining any semblance of legitimate power.
Thus the large number of those who have already abandoned the Blue Team, never to return, will have their numbers augmented by those remnants who can not stomach a massive loser jousting windmills. Thus divided, the already shrinking Dumbocratic Party will be split even more. Should Hillary run for President in 2020, I WELCOME IT! This will mean the final collapse of the Blue Imposter Party. Then let us fervently hope AND work for a viable Progressive third party, whatever name it might have.