I want Hillary to run for President in 2020! Yeah, seriously!

If blasphemy was possible on a secular website, inhabited mainly by Bitter Berners, this would be a cardinal sin. My excommunication from the congregation may be vitiated by the following explanation.

In a recent diatribe, about deflection, comment was made about the reflection of a reflection showing nothing but the reflected reflections. This raised very existential thoughts, which overwhelmed my reptilian brain. My basic thought pattern is "eat when you're hungry, then sleep till the next time you're hungry". This has always made a lot of sense to me because the idea of having a J.O.B. is very abhorrent. Keeping schedules, doing productive work, getting paid, paying taxes, etc. has always seemed like a monumental waste of time. I am very happy in my Swamp and deeply resent it when some critters, which are inedible, try to intrude upon my place of repose.

One such critter, known to many as the Clinton Creature, keeps trying to impinge upon my territory by bringing a whole entourage of equally indigestible companions with her to befoul the waters. Lady, if anybody is going to foul the waters, it's gonna be me.

But the CC has no equal in terms of foulness. I, utilizing all 30,000 of my neurons, have come across an ingenious plan. It is no less than eliminating the CC from my Swamp and from all other Swamps. This plan takes both foresight and a knowledge of history. A sub-variety of home sap, known as Democrats, have very little of both, giving me the upper paw in carrying out my plan. Now, c99ers, please do not reject this plan a priori because as alligators go, I am one of the smarter ones. Want proof? I am not a Democrat.

Many of this community, at least those of you who have not deigned to dive into the swamp, would think that such an accomplishment difficult, if not impossible. But, no! Like judo, one takes advantage of the opponent's moves to destabilize and weaken the opponent. We have seen the lifestyle of the CC up close and far too personal; but we have learned her limited repertoire of moves.

The mirror analogy: nothing reflecting nothing or a tidy waste of photons. But the following elucidation of the image posted in the above-mentioned article, reveals the true nature of the reflectant (a word that I just made up):

Aware of her insatiable lust for power, and whatever else she can grab on the side, it should be apparent to all those who observe, that the CC is preparing for another charge at the Presidency. She has many acolytes ready, willing, and able to do her bidding:

Yet the faithful do not seem to grasp the realities of a stellar (choke!) candidate's performance in the field of battle.

Her brave rallying cry "I'm not Trump" energized at least a third of the Democratic base to vote for her. The other two-thirds were not so enthused but a few of them did fall in line. This led many on to Greener pastures or remain in the comfort of their foreclosed homes. The wayward have not yet returned to the flock (see illustration above). It is also evident that True-Blue-Democrats have not learned to count higher than 3. Here is a rudimentary math lesson for them:

Please do not discount the efforts of the following medical team to resuscitate the CC. Their talents are well-known: from the sandbars of southern Florida comes chief conspirator, Debbie Deplorable. From the steamy jungles comes Donna Brazile-nut. A newcomer to the repair team is Tom "everything is gonna be okay" Perez. They have labored mightily to revive the CC, although the results are still incomplete. In doctor talk, the prognosis is guarded. Signs of life are being detected from the corpus unmortis. Rumors are that she limped to the starting line in the race for Mayor of Gotham but collapsed before the arrival. Darn!

We do have an updated report of the physical rehabilitation work in progress, brought to us by CNN:

THE SERIOUS PART

Why do I want Medusa to run again is quite simple. She wasted $1,400,000,000 of donor money in her colossal losing effort. These banker-types, seeing no likely return on investment, would be most unlikely to shell out more bucks on a loser like Medusa. Of course, George Soros could front her the billion (pocket change for that Nazi-lover). I doubt that many big donors are going to go all in--or even partway in for her next effort. This means that her next campaign will be underfunded compared to 2016, a campaign which still lost miserably.

The HillBots do not know how to deal well with disagreement (although Claire McCaskill is learning how to beg from Berniecrats--good luck with that). The non-Hillary voters are sexist, racist, fascist, homophobic, Bros and chicks looking for guys. Words of endearment applied to all not in her sphere of influence--a sphere which is rapidly atrophying.

Medusa is now LESS POPULAR than Trump--can you believe that! So the second worst candidate for President has now become the worst candidate for President (as if most of us didn't already know). Any remaining Democrats with least bit of progressivism/New Dealism will absolutely resist (rhymes with persist) the Evil Queen gaining any semblance of legitimate power.

Thus the large number of those who have already abandoned the Blue Team, never to return, will have their numbers augmented by those remnants who can not stomach a massive loser jousting windmills. Thus divided, the already shrinking Dumbocratic Party will be split even more. Should Hillary run for President in 2020, I WELCOME IT! This will mean the final collapse of the Blue Imposter Party. Then let us fervently hope AND work for a viable Progressive third party, whatever name it might have.

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riverlover's picture

And if so, smaller than humans, like the python killed in the news? Makes one snake-phobic for sure. Dem-phobic, more for sure. I do not mind the gartersnakes here that have slithered across my foot. Not nearly as scary as watersnakes. Daughter pulled a frog from a gartersnake gullet when younger, she is now an RN, go figure,

My car clock is still set on EST, not EDLT or whatev it's called. Need to pull out the manual to reset. Everything is hard in a foot cast. I live in slow-motion. No wet allowed. It's raining.

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

will indeed be the final nail in the Democratic Party's coffin. I'm still not sure if that's a good thing or not...

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Alligator Ed's picture

@FutureNow the earth (U.S.) will not be safe for a Progressive Party. Tear it down. Throw the bums out. That applies to Republicans too but they are nowhere near extinction as are the Blue Team. So, please, please, Hillary do it again!

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. . . the D party has been the Clinton crime family's private doormat. Back in '93, I was saying that a party that can't defend itself from these blood-sucking, shape-shifting grifters is a party that deserves to die. Better 2018 than 2020, but die it eventually will.

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@PhilK

blood-sucking, shape-shifting grifters
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dkmich's picture

i the socket to see if the electricity is on. If it does, hope it gets killed at long last.

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

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PriceRip's picture

          It's like the Deadites could possibly be defeated just as they are about to destroy all of mankind and Alligator Ed is channeling Ash. I'll ask Bruce (next time I see him, yea right!) what he thinks of the plot idea and get back to y'all.

THE SERIOUS PART

          If the DNC could believe we would come back to the fold this could actually work. I would re-register as a D in a heartbeat if I thought I could help "poison pill" their operation, but really are they that gullible? Really!, could they be stupid enough to think the Clinton Creature™ is actually electable.

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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.

@PriceRip They think that after Trump, the voters will realize that they should have voted for The One True Queen, and will rectify their error.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@The Voice In the Wilderness When the Department of Homeland Security runs your elections, anybody is electable. Watch the votes flip...

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

Yeah, it's not as though you even have to register as Dem or Repub - they have it all under control.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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@PriceRip It is very simple. Please have all future Democratic voters answer this challenge:

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Pluto's Republic's picture

@PriceRip

Alligator Ed is channeling Ash.

They turn to fertilizer, we plow them under, and grow a verdant and vital Party of the People.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

that DHS now runs our elections.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

Lily O Lady's picture

and up-and-coming figure. On CBS This Morning pundit Charlie Rose happily announced that Chelsea was in the studio. She was there to discuss her tweets. Take that, Donald Trump!

I have to admit that I didn't watch the interview as I'm an old lady and don't want to waste what time I have remaining to me. However, It's obvious that the Clintons will not go down easily. It looks like they will drag things out as long as they have spawn to push on the American people with the complicity of willing pundits and shills.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@Lily O Lady I hear she is writing another book of fairytales, called "How the Clintons are the Glue Making Us Stronger Together". I cannot wait to not buy my copy.

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@Alligator Ed @Alligator Ed

Mind it doesn't become bonded to your wallet...

Edit: and check it for spyware, after making sure that your payment permissions only paid for it once. Anything Clinton-associated is sneaky as hell...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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@The Voice In the Wilderness

          I think you are right and @Alligator Ed 's test could provide the funding. Ha-ha finally we have a winning strategy.

          But @Lily O Lady 's observation may point to the source of a very large disturbance: Chelsea. You know, I know Stanford Grads, Chelsea isn't like the Stanford Grads I know. How did she manage to graduate from Stanford and become this person. Some evil influence is certainly afoot.

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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.

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@PriceRip

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@Alligator Ed

She's made of money - not sure if genetics apply? Unless paper money really does grow on trees...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

And it would be hard for Hillary and the DNC to successfully cheat again since so many people are wiser now. On the other hand, maybe Trump will pull a Bill Clinton and try to talk Hillary into running so that Trump can beat her again.

I hope people chuck the labels that are used to herd the sheep. We could do so much if we did that.

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Beware the bullshit factories.

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@Timmethy2.0

They are that arrogant.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

@Timmethy2.0 they didn't try that hard to rig the last primaries. The cheating was pretty blatant, it's just the deniers are still drowning us out.

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Strife Delivery's picture

Perhaps another run will finally help people get over whatever hopes and potential delusions they may have about the Democratic Party.

The millenials were hated upon as being ignorant and should have voted harder, that you can't rely on them...good, don't, hopefully more and more leave to greener (heh) pastures.

On one hand, having her run yet again...ugh man don't know if I could stomach that. Jeez. Ugh.

It may be difficult a 3rd time around to try and manufacture consent on her being appealing to the public eye.

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Alligator Ed's picture

@Strife Delivery

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Sorry, can't stomach the conclusion.
No member of my generation, that would be the bumbling boomers, should ever ever be entrusted with the presidency, a cabinet position, governorship or senate seat, always excepting our guy Bernie, again. There are useful things we can be doing, like planting pollinator friendly flowers all about our neighborhoods and supporting local farms, and tutoring kids who can't read and sharing free veges from our gardens, but no more high office.

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Nastarana

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@Nastarana In order to make Hillary's next run more palatable for you, I suggest 6 months of abstinence from TV and MSM. A nice supply of antacids and anti-nausea drugs would help too.

Personally, this is my favored solution:

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I might even consider donating to a Clinton run in 2020. I'd like to see her and the whole Clinton Cabal get stomped into the ground once and for all.

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@edg @edg

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detroitmechworks's picture

I mean, what could possibly sum up the Establishment Dems, with their media telling them how there's no way they could possibly lose...

My humble suggestion:

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

Pluto's Republic's picture

@detroitmechworks

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@Pluto's Republic

Was there ever A Little Engine That Can't?

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

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@Ellen North

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@detroitmechworks

Do you suppose that a vocorder would help with Clinton's Corn-Crake Creak? Although they do seem to be doing something to soften her voice now, in her latest remakes; probably using someone else's, or getting her to pretend she's talking to her donors.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

Hillary is a more dangerous war hawk than Trump. There's good reason to fear armageddon at her hands--and I don't use the term casually.

However, as the expulsion of Michael Flynn shows, it's not like the President exactly runs things. As the refusal of the Pentagon to observe Obama's Syrian ceasefire shows, it's far from clear the the President is in charge of the military. So maybe it doesn't matter who's in the Presidency.

If it *does* matter, then I can't be behind a Hillary run, not even for the much-desired goal of killing off the Democratic Party. Now that DHS runs our elections, I feel pretty sure the vote will be whatever Hillary and her backers want it to be, seeing as how she's got both the Clinton and Bush factions solidly behind her. So if she runs, she'll probably get what she wants. If I could be sure that nuclear armageddon wouldn't result from a Hillary win, I'd be entirely with you: Hillary being finally forced down the electorate's throat would, like an emetic, finally make the American political structure vomit the Democratic party into the nearest toilet.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal To wit (no, I am not a lawyer but I ate one for lunch):

However, as the expulsion of Michael Flynn shows, it's not like the President exactly runs things. As the refusal of the Pentagon to observe Obama's Syrian ceasefire shows, it's far from clear the the President is in charge of the military. So maybe it doesn't matter who's in the Presidency.

Barack, for all his hawkishness is a sniveling, lying coward. If Harry Truman or Eisenhower were president, those military assholes who broke the Syrian cease fire would have been fired at the very least. Remember what Truman did to that egomaniac Macarthur. Old corncob was the highest ranking general in the US when he got the boot. Good thing too, Mac wanted to take the war to the Chinese.

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

I've been thinking that they're probably saving the nukes for Hillary's Homeland-Secured-run, as a special treat for Her, having to wait for Her Turn for so long and all. And she hardly needs encouragement to run unopposed.

What's needed is such a landslide for a third party (you may discover a feasible one gaining prominence shortly, certainly before the next Presidential election, I should think - otherwise, we're definitely fried and out of time) that it cannot possibly be plausibly faked, following solid massive divestment and boycotts of criminal corporations by the people, in order to weaken them while it's still possible to do so.

This is the final looting phase for them, and once we're drained and the ecology they're murdering becomes too damaged to ever again support life (quite likely within a few years, or earlier, even just at the rate they're killing off pollinators) the last glove comes off as the slated increases in to-be-unregulated industrial pollution and the diminishing oxygen supply will rapidly begin to show obvious global effects while the die-off completes.

If certain factions aren't deliberately killing off life as quickly as possible, they're giving a damn good imitation of it.

Never vote for evil again!

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@Ellen North We would have to have a plan for what we would do once they cheated again. I'm not sure waiting for the legal system to do the right thing is an option.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal @Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

You are of course right - the legal system has been subjected to a great deal of corruption, including atrocious legal precedent/'law' passed against the public interest in many areas. And I'm hoping that such plans as those of which you speak have been/are being worked out.

Edited because my freaking 'm' is sticking now, variety being the spice of life and all. And exercising any faculty of observation not being my forte...

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal Yet THAT may be the solution. This is currently not desired, but like earthquakes, is probably inevitable.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Alligator Ed I hope not. Unless there was a rebellion within the military, and probably also the police forces, we would lose.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal oppose the French Revolution. After all, it was their families who were starving also even if they were well-fed.

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@Alligator Ed In this case, if revolution were to be anything other than a massacre of revolutionary forces from sea to shining sea, mutiny would probably be necessary, mainly because of the kinds of weapons our military has. There's also the fact that military action has been, to some extent, outsourced, so that even if the trad military didn't attack revolutionaries, there's mondo people out there willing to do it for pay. To some extent, this is already happening, as at Standing Rock a little while ago.

In short, if the people were to revolt, the people would need at least some of the military to defend them, otherwise it would be a massacre. And I don't make assumptions in any direction about who would decide to do what in that extremity. All in all, it's a pretty terrible idea, which is why everyone's been trying to avoid thinking along those lines. There's also the fact that the establishment is probably salivating at the idea of armed revolt, which would play into their hands in multiple ways.

I hope it doesn't come to that.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal But, unlike Newton's laws of motion, all actions do not have equal and opposite reactions. Revolutions are like explosions--one can never predict where all the fragment land or what they hit.

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@Alligator Ed Oh, I know. You're right that it may be coming anyway. And it's not that I don't understand why.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti