This floored me

[video:https://youtu.be/mRBdV9bbgeo]

Don’t ask me how I arrived in my circuitous route to this piece of trash, but it left me stupefied. All I could hear was double speak, meaning to me speaking one thing but practicing the opposite. How do we overcome the tsunami of perversion coming our way?

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janis b's picture

Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew.

The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”

https://790waeb.iheart.com/content/2021-12-15-saturdays-joke-of-the-night/

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enhydra lutris's picture

br well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

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@enhydra lutris

I suppose the cfr absurdity was far from new to you.

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@janis b

be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

I listen to Clooney and Jolie.
Always.
Cute joke, janis b!

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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@on the cusp

; )

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How do we overcome the tsunami of perversion coming our way?

For us c99ers, the methods are already in place:

Question Everything
DisbeLIEve the MSM narratives unless corroborated with seriously high-quality evidence
Take all answers cum maximo grano salis (with the largest possible grain of salt).

Loved your joke, too!

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0]

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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@thanatokephaloides

for your everlasting support, and the 'crazy' video song ; ).

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@thanatokephaloides
I just gotta say, I love that video! Alestorm rocks Smile

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If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so

Socialprogressive's picture

but they were blowing so much smoke I had to turn it off before I got asphyxiated.
Love the joke.

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When I offer to wash your back in the shower, all you have to say is yes or no.
Not all this "who are you, and how did you get in here?" nonsense.

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@Socialprogressive

I barely made it through myself. It took courage of some form to do. Therefore the joke afterwards ; ).

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