This floored me

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 4:10am

Don’t ask me how I arrived in my circuitous route to this piece of trash, but it left me stupefied. All I could hear was double speak, meaning to me speaking one thing but practicing the opposite. How do we overcome the tsunami of perversion coming our way?

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Submitted by janis b on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 4:27am

Something to laugh at

Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew.

The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”

https://790waeb.iheart.com/content/2021-12-15-saturdays-joke-of-the-night/

Submitted by enhydra lutris on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 11:59am

Good morning Janis, thanks for the Joke.

br well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 10:04pm

Glad you enjoyed the joke el

@enhydra lutris

I suppose the cfr absurdity was far from new to you.

Submitted by enhydra lutris on Sun, 03/27/2022 - 10:34am

It's their stock in trade.

@janis b

be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

Submitted by on the cusp on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 12:21pm

When I want the Truth,

I listen to Clooney and Jolie.
Always.
Cute joke, janis b!

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 10:02pm

That's a cute joke too

@on the cusp

; )

Submitted by thanatokephaloides on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 1:32pm

tsunami of perversion

How do we overcome the tsunami of perversion coming our way?

For us c99ers, the methods are already in place:

Question Everything
DisbeLIEve the MSM narratives unless corroborated with seriously high-quality evidence
Take all answers cum maximo grano salis (with the largest possible grain of salt).

Loved your joke, too!

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0]

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 10:01pm

Thank you than,

@thanatokephaloides

for your everlasting support, and the 'crazy' video song ; ).

Submitted by Sima on Wed, 03/30/2022 - 8:54pm

Replying very late, but...

@thanatokephaloides
I just gotta say, I love that video! Alestorm rocks

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If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so

Submitted by Socialprogressive on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 6:15pm

I tried to watch the video,

but they were blowing so much smoke I had to turn it off before I got asphyxiated.
Love the joke.

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I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 03/26/2022 - 9:56pm

Hi Social

@Socialprogressive

I barely made it through myself. It took courage of some form to do. Therefore the joke afterwards ; ).