FDA to be culled due to Sch1 marijuana?
For immediate release: Presidential candidate Clinton to fire FDA head "first day on the job".
Ms Clinton has suggested that the days of big pharma/big alcohol and private prison profiteers controlling the half-century long war on marijuana (and perhaps other medicinal plants like kratom) are finally over.
"We will not become the anti-science party, the dinky digited deplorables have that platformed already. I am committed to seeing that my administration begins its eight year reign with a clean sweep of the lobby-go-round at the FDA, who have been unable to find even one case of peer-reviewed science indicating that medicinal marijuana demonstrates efficacy.
The inspector Clouseau ineptitude characterizing the efforts aside, if we continue to deny study of medicinal plants we might as well exchange our logo with an ostrich."
"We will also be looking at the ATF, DEA, militarized state and local policing agencies as well as judicial sentencing guidelines, our experts at the Institute of Medicine* suspect there may have been some interagency ideological cross-pollination" (couldn't be bee's, Bayer/Monsanto...)
*-from 1982 (also first utterance of "Just say No" by fellow first lady Nancy) http://norml.org/library/medical-marijuana-reports/item/institute-of-med...
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Comments: (please feel free to add more;)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (d-FL); hold on one dad burn second there Ms Science. Don't you know marrijuwanna is the reason for our exploding heroin epidemic."
Sheriff Joe (latino jailer-AZ); the only science you need to know is the trajectory of our militias' full metal jackets at 300 yards - if we don't stop the illegals at the border I'll need to tent and feed em."
Ted Nugent; #¡¥\%!! (comment deleted)
Sarah Pallin around (1/2 r-AK); ha! didn't help Track's ptsd and he blew bowl fulls".
Marmalade Mullet (kkk-NY/Moscow); you're just trying to swing the millennials with this loser science stuff, too late, too late, late late late.....My expert advisors, the best!, are working on a super plan, and it's going to be yuge where pot will be 'free for life' for those providing their precinct poll receipt showing that the voted for me, notorized copies of absentee/mail-in ballots also accepted, Winning."