The CIA needs new scriptwriters
The CIA needs to take a cue from Hollywood.
Everyone hates a formulaic sequel.
A week ago this was the story.
Real simple, Russia is evil and is paying the Taliban for American scalps.
The audience will buy it.
But today we have a new story.
Real simple, Iran is evil and is paying the Taliban for American scalps.
But in the exact same way??
Seems pretty lazy to me. Like someone didn't want to invest any money writing a new plot.
James Bond villains are all unique. If they were all the same, the Bond movies wouldn't be so darn popular.
With all the money we throw at the CIA you would think they'd have enough extra cash to come up with better lies.
As a citizen of this great country I demand that my government invent more creative lies with my tax dollars.