Open Thread - 9 July 2026 - Something Funny!

Something Funny!
Chris Hedges had an interesting July 4th. He spent the day with, as he says, 'some of the few sane people left in the United States: drag queens'. When I read that sub-title I went, 'Huh???' but that, and the cartoon by Mr. Fish, made me eagerly read on. It was a completely different take on maga politics, Trump, and history (fascism...). I never thought of these things before, but there are aspects of the article which really struck me, and some parts made me laugh out loud and read them to my hubby, who also laughed out loud. So, here's the article: Independence Day Drag.
And the awesome cartoon by Mr. Fish, called 'Diva Don':

And more about the article below the break!
Hedges goes to Fire Island with a bunch of drag queens to celebrate the 4th. He meets and talks with a lot of them, one of them being Zelina Duval, former Miss Fire Island of 2022:
'Like the other drag queens, she instantly sees through Trump. “Trump’s a queen,” Zelina says. “We all know. He wears makeup, bronzer and highlighter. He has a new costume every day.”'
Hedges continues with:
Trump’s gaudy ballroom, his smothering of the Oval Office in gold leaf and gold ornaments, his finicky concern about the color of his drapes, his penchant for old show tunes, his love of the gay national anthem “Y.M.C.A” by the Village People, his 1950s aesthetic of men in dark suits and black Florsheim shoes and his Mar-a-Lago women, whose surgically enhanced bodies sport huge breasts, puffed up lips and taut death masks, could be transferred to any of the evening drag shows held next door to my hotel at the Ice Palace.
Ok, I had never, ever, ever thought of Trump that way. Never. But it fits him in a weird way, doesn't it? And I sure laughed at that new insight.
Hedges noted this too about fascism and camp:
Fascism is an inverted form of camp. Its evil side. It is devoid of irony and humor. It takes itself seriously. It uses exaggerated, theatricalized art to turn a leader — like any drag queen — into a larger-than-life persona. The outward forms are the same. But fascist camp is about instilling obedience. Drag queen camp is rebellious. Drag queen camp seeks to expand human possibilities and identities. Fascist camp crushes identities into narrow, state-approved molds of good and bad, man and woman, patriot and traitor.
And that is danged true. Read the article, it's good!
Ok, Here's the open thread! What's up, whatcha doing? Reading? Thinking? Listening to? Remember, everything is interesting if you dive deep enough, so tell us about where you're diving!


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Happy Thursday!
Hope everyone is keeping cool and not melting. I am currently clearing brambles from the head of the driveway. That is hot work, but it's going well. What are you all doing? Thinking? Learning? Let us know!
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
A few days ago
I saw a youtube video from Taiwan, that presented reports on Chinese and Russian military movements in the Far East that I thought was extraordinary. I have followed military activity from open sources in East Asia for several years. I hadn't seen anything like this report. It felt like the cold war all over again.
I wrote it up with the video and was going to post it, but the problem was two fold. The first is that the report was in Mandarin. That is cured to a certain extent by the youtube computer translation into English subtitles, not too bad, and the charts and graphics. I was convinced of the reports value because of the detail, and the apparent expertise of the commentators who did the analysis. I have seen reports like this often during the cold war with Russia and recognized the style. Others, might not find it credible because of the hysteria in Taiwan's media, as demonstrated by Taiwan Plus and Taiwan Talks media channels. These are clearly English language pro-west, pro-US channels catapulting the propaganda. They reflect the President Lai, DPP perspective. Then I found a second report in mainland China state media, which corroborated the Taiwanese report and analysis.
So here is a Chinese Global Times (CPC state media) report which I found this am, which I find credible, because the aforementioned Taiwan sources basically reported the same thing in a professional manner-
Japan claims 10 cases of Chinese naval activities within one week; PLA Navy's regular far-sea training deters Japan's neo-militarist undercurrents, safeguards regional peace: expert
It's better to read the entire article, which notes the joint operations between Chinese and Russian naval and air forces that took place shortly after these extensive PLAANF naval operations, which allegedly involved 101 ships and support naval craft, and including Chinese coast guard type vessels. The exclamation point or tip of the iceberg focused on by the anti-China alliance was the sub launched JL-3 ICBM test launch into the South Pacific, to put that in context. The western alliance's US led RIMPAC is simultaneously ongoing.
Sorry, my contribution isn't so humorous, Sima. I noted the Islamic Republic of Japan, comment last night. Got a laugh there. I'll take a closer look at Hedge's piece, after I take care of a couple of chores. Thanks for the OT!
己所不欲,勿施于人。
This is good to know...
and I thank you for it. No need to be humorous. This is... scary as heck as it very much does sound like the cold war. Damn.
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
Haven't read the article yet, or really even got my act together
yet, but felt I really had to report That Bonnie Tyler just died. She had surgery to remove cysts (iirc) from her vocal chords and it seriously changed her voice; to this =>
be well and have a good one
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Not cysts; "nodules". n/t
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Ack!
Didn't know she passed away. Ack. Loved her songs. Her husky voice was great. Now, I'm weeping.
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
That Hedges article
is absolutely brilliant. Upon reflection, he really would appear to be the operational definition of a deeply-closeted queen, just like good ol' commie-hating JEdgar was.
I'll be sharing that article far and wide- thanks for the link!
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
Trump and JEdgar...
yes, closeted queens... Hah. Glad you liked the article
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
At least he's not threatening Tokyo...
More realistically, Richard Wolff and Michael Hudson:
"The US empire’s downfall comes at a time of late stage capitalism when more than 99 percent of the public are effectively disenfranchised while factions of reactionary billionaires vie for control." -- Conor Gallagher
Trying to sort out the state of the brain
.
that would spout out"IRJ" while not realizing that Japan is in east Asia
and Hormuz is in west Asia. What kind of confusion is this dork
under the influence of? Obviously not fit to make geopolitical decisions.
Zionism is a social disease
Oh of course.
But here are two thoughts:
1) Trump remains in office because Congress lets him stay there. It would be too easy to get rid of him: 25th amendment, impeachment for crimes, or "lone gunman." But they don't. They are jjust going to sit there, fingers firmly up noses, until the whole thing collapses. And, per Wolff and Hudson, it will collapse. I'm guessing they are so bedazzled by the money of Zionist billionaires that they can't be bothered to move. At some point they must realize: Zionist billionaire money = fight to the death against Iran = total depletion of weapons stockples = lots of US troop death = economic collapse = bottomless pit of disgrace. You'd think.
2) US + Israel vs. Iran = fight to the death. At some point Congress wakes up and recognizes: result of fight to the death = death. Is it only other people who die? Are we immortal?
"The US empire’s downfall comes at a time of late stage capitalism when more than 99 percent of the public are effectively disenfranchised while factions of reactionary billionaires vie for control." -- Conor Gallagher
We are not.
In the past, I used to worry about the white flash that would end all of this, and I have had nightmares about it for over 60 years: those nightmares, driven at their core by what I believed was the *unfairness* of it all, have defined much of my adult life, such as it is.
I no longer feel the unfairness. If we are to be nuked, we will damned well deserve it. Just get it over with, already. Let’s just sign off with the vaporization, and be done with it. I haven’t had a white-flash nightmare in several months, and now I’m ready to embrace the plasma phase. Just do it: I don’t want to pay for more of this shit.
Note for the humor-impaired: This Was Snark.
Right?
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
Snark...
Haha! But I am kinda waiting for a white flash too. I don't think it'll happen, not even here close to the submarine and naval bases at Bremerton WA. I used to be terrified of it happening, but we were supposed to be, right? And now we're supposed to be scared of 'commies' again? What commies???
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
Quick question...
What brain? I mean, pretty obvious he doesn't have much of a brain, right? Haha! Ok, that was a sarcastic question.
I do have to wonder though, why the heck he thinks Japan is an Islamic Republic...
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
Fascism and "camp"
Hedges writes as though he's totally blind to the inversion of what fascism looks like now; what he's describing is accurate, but STILL attributing it to the GOP like it's still the '000s is not. I'm not saying they're good, but this?:
For the past 10 years, this has all been SCREAMING from the people who've made hatred of Donald Trump their religion (in which sense one could argue the section I crossed out might actually still fit), NOT his fans, who're a relatively mixed bag.
"Expanding identities" is a slimy trap, because it's like North Korean barbershops, where the existence of menus for what hairstyle you may have the exception that proves the rule of totalitarian, Plato-cave-like strictures, whereas real freedom is NOT labelled and categorized because it's impossible to do so with infinite possibilities. It is a case of 'more is less'. In THAT regard, Chris almost seems to be teetering on fascism himself.
I'll not forget his past masterpieces - looking at you, "Pimps of War" - but for whatever reason, Hedges has reduced himself to a monotone doomshrieker with nothing more to offer. Is it fatigue? Age? Grief? Did he stumble into an algorithm-addiction spiral? Did They™ finally get to him? Whatever it is, it's sad.
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
Hedges has almost
lost me of late. Excellent take down, TLM.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Maybe it's age...
not being able to move beyond the 00's? On the other hand, his article sure made me laugh. However, I don't agree with a lot of his writings now, have to admit.
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
"not being able to move beyond the 00's" isn't ALL bad
It was when fascism began in earnest, and to forget that is to fundamentally surrender to it, which is why it's been so terrifying to see it either Memory-Holed or normalized. If anything, then, Hedges isn't stuck enough...or he lacks the RAM to process then and now simultaneously.
Remember, I pronounce it 'the OOZE' (I came up with that before the decade even started, but in hindsight, gosh was it fitting)!
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
this popped into my head
for reasons unknown
The AI upgrades are making my computer all but unusable. Why can't they just leave well-enough alone?
Make me crazy mama.
Zionism is a social disease
Thanks for the tune!
AI upgrades on my cellphone are driving me nuts. I don't want them! And AI in customer help at any business now? Gads. Awful!
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so