More personal schtick -- this one from Blowhard Junior
You’re the BEST the country has to offer, Friend!
Friend – the purpose of my email is two-fold:
1. To personally THANK YOU for everything you’ve done for America
This team is the cream of the crop – the best our country has to offer.
We’ve come a long way together. Your support is the engine driving everything we’ve worked so hard for. Now we get to enjoy the fruits of our labor.
My father and his best allies in Congress are moving heaven and earth to:
• FINISH construction of The Wall
• DEPORT criminal aliens from American soil
• OBLITERATE the Deep State
• EXPOSE the abuse of your tax dollars
• REQUIRE proof of citizenship to vote
• SLASH your taxes
• BLOCK China from buying up our land
• RESTORE American greatness
• GUT woke propaganda from our military
• UNLEASH American energy
• BAN men in women’s sportsNone of this would be possible without your strength, dedication, and love for our country!
2. To remind you that everything we’ve worked so hard for comes to a screeching halt if Republicans lose the Midterm Elections.
We have ONE CHANCE to save the country, and we can’t screw it up. That’s why I’m teaming up with my good friend, Steve Scalise. The two of us set a goal of raising a million bucks before the end of the year to prevent that dire scenario and keep delivering for our families AND our country.
PLEASE:
Pitch in fifty bucks >>
Pitch in twenty bucks >>
Pitch in ten bucks >>
Pitch in another amount
Thank you for being such an important part of our movement.
It’s an honor to fight alongside you.
God bless you – God bless AMERICA,
Donald Trump Jr.
The personal praise in these missives is comical, but not as funny as the "issues" such as the obliteration of the Deep State and the restoration of American greatness.
The evil other guys are spending money and we HAVE to keep up!


Comments
Quite comical
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would never put my name on this missive but
apparently if you are a trumpet there exists no
self awareness --
FINISH
• DEPORT
• OBLITERATE
• EXPOSE
• REQUIRE
• SLASH
• BLOCK
• RESTORE
• GUT
• UNLEASH
• BAN
Who the hell are the speech writers for these idiots?
Fentenyl users no doubt.
Zionism is a social disease
Ghost writing is probably done by AI
Nice catch on those all-caps verbs. Tasteless crap.
Does anybody see fear in this wave of personalized emails?
I think the driving idea is to scare the recipients, rather than to express sincere concern.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
Always.
Only fear breaks through the eternal somnolescense of the electorate.
Well, that and free beer- but the former is cheaper...
That's some authentic frontier dreck, right there, to paraphrase Howard Johnson.
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
"Blazing Saddles" hattip
They can't make movies like that any more, because they have to be super-careful not to offend anybody.
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
All BS all the time
And they DID lose the midterms, fairly convincingly. So this is not only BS, it's outdated BS.
Those who scream about "men in women's sports" don't give a toot about "women in men's sports". Nor do most of them know the difference between "trans" and "intersex", nor have they any idea how complicated (not to mention stealth) "intersex" can get. It's just another fringe issue being used to whip up a witch-hunt - and the crowning irony is, they condemn RUSSIA for doing what THEY THEMSELVES are doing!!!
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
And I thought...
the emails I keep getting from various Demoncrat operatives were bad. Sheez...
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so