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I've been promoted from friend to patriot

Submitted by fire with fire on Sat, 01/17/2026 - 11:10am

This morning's missive from my Republican admirers:

Patriot,

Technically, we’re not supposed to do something like this, but you are more than worth the risk.

I had a look at your file, and frankly, to say I’m “impressed” would be a massive understatement.

You are EXACTLY the type of person President Trump needs in his corner.

More personal schtick -- this one from Blowhard Junior

Submitted by fire with fire on Thu, 11/20/2025 - 1:11pm

You’re the BEST the country has to offer, Friend!

Friend – the purpose of my email is two-fold:

1. To personally THANK YOU for everything you’ve done for America

This team is the cream of the crop – the best our country has to offer.

We’ve come a long way together. Your support is the engine driving everything we’ve worked so hard for. Now we get to enjoy the fruits of our labor.